Patrick Reeve 🇺🇦

@harrys I’m having trouble with my subscription and need to get it sorted before my next order ships in two days. Can you help??

Violette Simpson, Reform UK's candidate in #Calne Central, #Wiltshire. Her candidate statement doesn't include her love of this, unsurprisingly.

@SurePetcare That issue is fixed but an old issue has reared its head. In the timeline it shows one of my cats (Rodney) coming in but on the home page it says he last came in 15 days ago. See attached.

@patrickreeve Hi there and thank you for reaching out! This is a bug our engineers have fixed with the latest App update a few days ago - we sincerely apologies for the inconvenience! Please don't hesitate to get in touch if you are still experiencing issues.

@SurePetcare Any idea why the app keeps signing me out?

@TheArchini @shop Sure it wasn’t The Bandits?

@TheArchini @RealTimVine Or he’s not at home?

Just seen an aeroplane fly over where I don’t normally see one. I’m guessing there’s a wind direction change and Gatwick have the planes taking off from different end of runway. Experts am I right?

When someone asks why I love cats so much, I’ll show them this. 😂

@michelrouxjr Hang on, you’re a chef???

The secret’s out 🤣

@RevRichardColes Hoping your trousers are appropriately tethered?

@carolkirkwood @BBCBreakfast Do you know when the humidity in the south east will ease @carolkirkwood ?

This gives you an idea of the temperatures outside at the moment @BBCBreakfast xxx

@Pyronix How much??

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South African boys chasing away trophy hunters who were killing innocent wild animals for fun Your comments on this

poor old Liz Truss getting lettuce bombed live on stage 🥬😄

@RealTimVine @savebutterflies Whilst I appear to have your ear, as it were, I want to say I’ve seen your stage shows and whilst it’s only one of thousands of jokes you’ve told, the one about your aunt and uncles prosthetic limbs is one I still tell to anyone that will listen!!! #theydiedineachothersarms

@patrickreeve @savebutterflies On YouTube

Seen in my garden a male Vapourer moth. Only the male has wings. Part of the Tussock moth family, (Lovely people.) Nice to get another tick in the book. @savebutterflies

@RealTimVine @savebutterflies Fearmoth?

@patrickreeve @savebutterflies Wow. I based an entire film on a large version of Oak Eggar.

@RevRichardColes But, for whom?

@valmcdermid The greatest ‘hitherto’, surely?

Pedant alert: Not to piss on anyone's chips, but my first news editor regularly used to holler down the newsroom, 'She can't be the Greatest Of All TIme because we've not HAD all time yet!!!' It stuck, because of course he was right... Now every time I hear it, I want to scream.

Five mature elephant bulls have been shot by trophy hunters in #Tanzania in the past eight months, at least two of said to have been “super-tuskers” loom.ly/8uaP5nw #Kenya #elephants #hunting