闇のヨシヨシ暴威(1単元投資家)(自民党員)

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闇のヨシヨシ暴威(1単元投資家)(自民党員)

闇のヨシヨシ暴威(1単元投資家)(自民党員)

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日本 Tham gia Ağustos 2013
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Jessica M
Jessica M@Jesii_ca_M·
Can someone who speaks Japanese tell me what this means?
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闇のヨシヨシ暴威(1単元投資家)(自民党員)
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🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭©@InsideLucysHead

Recently, a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men... It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The woman read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high-paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the woman, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please.

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闇のヨシヨシ暴威(1単元投資家)(自民党員)
@hetalulus 日本女性の大多数はアフタヌーンティーが大好きですよ。 本格的なアフタヌーンティーに誘えば、大多数の日本女性は凄く喜ぶと思いますよ。 家を買ったらティーセットも揃える日本女性もかなり多いです。三段のアレ(名称不明)はなかなか持ってないですが。😅
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tapi 🧋
tapi 🧋@hetalulus·
なんだか日本からの“ヌン茶”の可愛い写真がリプで次々流れてきてな……見てて凄い なーんだ、🇬🇧(のアフタヌーンティー)の事めちゃくちゃ好きじゃん!!!///
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闇のヨシヨシ暴威(1単元投資家)(自民党員)
おかしいな。 英国の人とやりとりしてると、なんというか、TLにヘタリアのキャラの、なんというか、アレな感じの絵が流れてくるようになってきたんだが。
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ぶらんだら
ぶらんだら@BD06291·
イーロンのおかげで、アメリカの「ガルパンおじさん」による推薦文を「日本語で」読めたけど。 なってこったい!😳 この方は、米軍の大佐だった方だそうだ!🫡
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius

OK, since it appears that today is the day to discuss weird cultural differences between Japan and the USA, may I strongly recommend to all of my military history nerd followers that you watch “Girls und Panzer”? It’s anime from Japan. You can find it on Amazon Prime. Bear with me while I explain the insane premise. It’s about Japanese all-girls schools that engage in the sport of “tankery.” These schoolgirls ride around in historically accurate, WWII-era armored fighting vehicles and engage in active combat that appears to include actual HEAT and sabot rounds, except when there is a hit nobody gets hurt and a little white flag pops out of the dead tank. So there is this big tankery tournament. But here’s where it gets even weirder: each school has the vehicles, resources, tactics and uniforms of a WWII combatant. So the US-style school has wayyyyy more logistics than anybody else, the Soviet school goes roaring across the steppes (see the video one comment post below) and the German school has the best tanks that break down a lot. Also the British school takes war breaks to drink tea. Why would I recommend such a silly concept? Because whoever did it went to a fanatical level of detail on the vehicles themselves and the associated tactics and employment, as well as very accurate propaganda themes from the era. It’s so incongruous—highly accurate military history and Japanese schoolgirl anime. And I love incongruity in entertainment. It’s so silly, but in a weirdly addictive way. And I don't even watch anime.

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Sabiha
Sabiha@Sabiha1278·
Suggest a nice name for my beautiful cat quickly.🤔
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Kentucky Girl
Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
Do Japanese citizens not have the right to carry guns in Japan?
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自衛隊医官だった人@ハイライトも見てってよ
アメリカ人に聞きたい。 アメリカ人が漢字のタトゥーを我々日本人に嬉しそうに見せてきたときに、その日本語の意味が変だったり間違ってたりしてたときはどういう顔をすればいいんだ?? 苦い真実を伝えるべきなのか、マシュマロみたいに優しい嘘で包んであげるべきなのか。 良ければタトゥーも見せて
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tapi 🧋
tapi 🧋@hetalulus·
aaah I get it so the japanese can crack a million jokes about how bad british food is but then they complain about the price of clotted cream huh...we'll charge five apologies per milligram
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Nil Dicit
Nil Dicit@nil_dicit·
@romly2023 Just gonna leave this here for everyone hatin' on us... 6 million....6 million...
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