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@jedimarkus77 Nice jedi! 51/64 positive return days! whats the average +% on the positive days?

Year 2026 so far: x.com/i/grok/share/c…

@jedimarkus77 that's what i said to the proctologist

They wouldn't dare... #ES_F

@kjnkjp Bingo.

david stopped handing out his edge for free in his letters. happens all the time on X too. early days you see ppl sharing ideas - but when they know they have a repeatable edge, they stop sharing. all the paid substacks you see - they don't have an edge yet.

@SarahLongwell25 I still have no idea who that piker guy is

Look, the dumbest thing about all this is that I didn’t and don’t care about Piker. Piker never comes up in focus groups with voters as someone they’re following—the way a Rogan or Tucker or Candance does. I don’t think he’s singularly making an impact on politics in any way commensurate with the attention he’s getting. But I care about Tim. I agreed with @Timodc’s original point that using Piker as a litmus test is dumb. Calling up Jon Ossoff to ask what he thinks about Piker is dumb. It is an unnecessary distraction. But I felt like Tim’s discussion of Piker was too dismissive of some of Pikers more toxic positions. And that was the part I wanted to react to. There’s nothing I can do about the fact that the internet distortion field has overtaken the whole thing. And that people are debating my views in a way that is totally divorced from my actual, very-well documented views. That’s just part of what happens when doing this work. The only thing I can do is keep saying what I actually believe. And what I hear voters saying they believe. But politicians can reach voters who are angry about the Iran war and even about America’s relationship to Israel without going on the stream of a guy who said America deserved 9/11. But, it’s also no doubt true that he’s being elevated by the whole conversation and the right answer to questions about him should probably be “Piker, who?” Because that’s what most voters would say if you asked them.

@ClySuva @jsrailton Only EU/UK

@jsrailton I thought they fixed that mess ages ago, or is it only in EU?

It's a hostage situation. And we want our printers back. Got tokens to burn? Kindly begin vibecoding the #PrinterLiberationFront

@GeorgeBoulos23 @eternaltxts Exhale, cover your nose and mouth, hold your breath till you cant. Hiccups go away 1st or 2nd try. Takes less than a minute.

@eternaltxts When you get hiccups that won’t stop look at your stomach, clench your fist and tell it you will belt it if it doesn’t stop - It’s gotta be a genuine gut punch. The hiccups go away very quickly…

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@SpeedRacer802 @eternaltxts Calm down virgin

There is no such thing as recreational sex. Do not participate in that. Sex is reserved for the sacrament of marriage between one man and one women. Civil Unions are not authorized. Divorce is not authorized. Masturbation is not authorized. Self Discipline is required at all times. Best of luck.

@carlatcole Yee That will be our chance to scoop a house or two.

I cannot wait for the AI bust 💥

@carverfomo Your math doesnt make sense

A Chinese computer science student posted a photo of a $2 USB-C chip on a dev forum. Blue LED. Smaller than a thumb. Said he set it up with Claude Code in 15 minutes to blink when his AI agents are running. The comments roasted him. Bro spent an hour building a night light. Most useless thing I've seen this week. One guy said his toaster has more compute. That chip is now connected to a wallet worth $4.5 million. 432614799197. $4,526,176 profit. 4,548 predictions. Joined January 2026. → @432614799197?via=carverfomoo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@432614799197?… The chip blinks every time Claude Code fires a script. The script does one thing. Tracks odds that move on the other side of the world 2-3 hours before the platform updates. By the time most traders open their laptops the gap is already closed. His chip catches it while they sleep. Fast blinks. Script running. Dark. Waiting. Fast blinks again. Another entry. The pattern repeats all night. Every night. Even when the laptop lid is closed. The wallet doesn't make small bets. $824K on a single match. Payout: $2.2M. $1.13M on another. Payout: $2.4M. Every position six figures. Every result green. Someone tracked his IP to a dorm in Shenzhen. Shared room. Bunk bed. The chip was taped to the side of his laptop with electrical tape. He didn't delete the post. He edited it. Added one line at the bottom: the LED knows before you do. 307K people watching the wallet now. The chip costs less than a coffee. The LED is still blinking in a dorm room in Shenzhen. The bunk bed is still the same. The balance isn't. The guy who compared it to a toaster deleted his comment. The student never replied to any of them. He didn't need to.

@Stoke0Newington @hktsre @DanielleFong Eat them, crush them, kill em. purple urchins are invasive and destroy our kelp forests.

@hktsre @DanielleFong Do you eat them?

you can just harvest 7-8 trash bags full of invasive sea urchins from California shores, they won't stop you, they cheer you on actually

@Tomsconcepts @hktsre If you see one, kill it or eat it or both.

@hktsre Any tips/tricks?

@fljczk @hktsre They are invase. Purple sea urchins are invase to california kelp forests. Kill em on site

@hktsre (they aren’t invasive, just overpopulated bc there aren’t enough sea otters to eat them bc of people killing them for their fur (in the past) and domestic cat shit in the water and fishing line entanglement (now))

@Ericrse37986 @SwannMarcus89 And likewise, we cant take you seriously, eric.

@SwannMarcus89 ^^^^^ This guy had defended going to war with Iran and thinks Democrats need to be more pro-Israel lol. Don’t take him seriously.

It’s funny how everyone arguing the Democrats need to court Hasan Piker to win young men is a woman Really makes you think.

@boldleonidas That means you gravitate to and hang with fucked up people

Every self made rich person I know, at some point, did something morally questionable to get there.

@marcjoffe Endless boba assault

As of tonight, downtown San José will have just two Starbucks down from a peak of eight. Does anyone know why?

@sfchronicle Uh. Paris sucks to live in....

OPINION: Paris, though about the same size as San Francisco, manages to house more than double the number of residents. It does so with one building type — six stories, no notes. sfchronicle.com/opinion/articl…

@agraybee You are spot on. Which is why dem favorability is declining. Social media represents about 10% of the views held by the general social culture.

All the Hasan stuff is downstream of the larger issue that Democrats are captured by staffers and activists that are not only ideologically out of step with the mainstream but also preoccupied with what is essentially internet stan wars.

@getpeid @nothing No thanks.

We just signed the lease on our San Francisco home. 🌉 Part showroom. Part office. We need someone to run it. Someone who genuinely loves the @nothing story and wants to help us become part of the city’s fabric, not just another storefront. Apply here: careers.nothing.tech/?gh_jid=478662…

@abc7newsbayarea How much money has Bonta spent on his face in the last year?

California Attorney General Rob Bonta sues Pres. Trump over mail-in voting executive order abc7ne.ws/sVKOKs

@katewillett SF sells weapons now?

I can’t back anyone in this race unless Connie Chan comes out unequivocally for an arms embargo and this is why. Saikat’s platform is great but I can’t believe it when his actions run contrary.