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Prison Mitch

@Prisonmitch

Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.

The Free State of Florida Tham gia Nisan 2020
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Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:
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Overton@overton_news·
President Trump signals a shift on prediction markets: “We get left out in the cold if we don’t do it” Trump walked back his earlier criticism when pressed by a reporter. REPORTER: “Mr. President, you said this week you’re not a fan of prediction markets and that they’re turning the country into a casino.” TRUMP: “Well, I don’t know. I know some people that are very smart. They like it. They disagree, but hey like it.” REPORTER: “Your administration is aggressively pushing to legalize these markets and I was wondering if you potentially wanted to reconsider that policy?” TRUMP: “A lot of other countries are doing it and when other countries do it, we get left out in the cold if we don’t do it.” Trump is clearly open to letting America compete instead of falling behind.
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️@jay_kobbe·
The only true way to comfort yourself after an assasination attempt on your life
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“It’s some form of Elvish, I can’t read it.”
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Mondaire Jones
Mondaire Jones@MondaireJones·
Matt Levine did a great job differentiating between Kalshi and Polymarket in his newsletter this morning. Kalshi is regulated by the CFTC, but Polymarket, which operates off-shore, is not. This matters when you’re trying to ban death markets and police insider trading.
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How the hot pocket in the microwave looks at me at 3 in the morning
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Prison Mitch@Prisonmitch·
Man, the courtroom sketch artist took away one of Cole Tomas Allen’s chromosomes
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@3YearLetterman Unless he opens it so I can verify all his information I’d report it as AI
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Prison Mitch@Prisonmitch·
“Check out this libtard, Mr. President.”
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