Prof Friedman

I have uncovered photographic evidence of Trump grabbing a Pussy

Israelis crack me up. Someone built an app that estimates how safe it is to take a shower. If a siren sounds, you don’t want to be running to a shelter soaking wet and covered in soap. The app analyzes recent patterns of rocket fire to estimate the safest time of day to shower.

@yoniChanowitz Please clarify. Before or after the mikveh?

@realrabbilinda Seriously, can I like this post twice?

I never thought I’d see it, but now the Jewish political horseshoe is truly complete. If you’re on the left, all Jews are billionaires. If you’re on the right, all Jews are on welfare. 🤷‍♀️🧲

@HilzFuld Just watched "Bad Shabbos." I expected it to be so-so based on the title alone. Tt was actually laugh-out-loud funny.

What Interfaith dialogue looks like at CUNY today. "Imam at NYC college interfaith event blames Jewish speaker for Gaza, leads walkout" msn.com/en-us/news/wor…

@realrabbilinda Me teaching my students.

People with less than 30,500 followers tweeting

Rabbi Linda Goldstein’s endorsement doesn’t erase Mamdani’s toxic record. While he collects performative rabbinic praise, remember: Mamdani refused to sign the Holocaust commemoration resolution, rapped about the Holy Land Five (convicted Hamas funders), and still won’t condemn “globalize the intifada” rhetoric. Andrew Cuomo showed up with security grants for synagogues. Mamdani shows up with slogans that embolden antisemites. Progressive rabbis can’t whitewash his alliance with extremists who’d torch Jewish safety for ideological points. Real protection isn’t hashtags—it’s action. Mamdani’s track record? All risk, no resolve.

Did any journalist even bother to fact check Zohran Mamdani’s teary eyed claims about an aunt in NYC or were they too busy jerking off to this story? Because it looks like Mamdani’s only aunt doesn’t even wear a hijab and has never lived in New York: devex.com/people/masuma-…

@jewishmemequeen Marilyn Munster?

Every Jewish family has a Marilyn

@IlanBlock Beautiful!

If you see this PLEASE leave a dot

@JYuter Not until Sunday, my friend.

Dear American Jews, It is officially, "after the chagim" Sincerely, Me

There's an explicitly Antisemitic group that meets near my house every Tuesday. It's called "crownheightsbitesback" They're active on Instagram and have been increasingly belligerent over the past few months. The deal in the odious antisemitic trope of the Jewish landlord, and trade in the dangerous lie that Jews living in Brooklyn (let alone a historically Jewish neighborhood like Crown Heights) are somehow engaged in a settler-colonialist project.