paul singleton

I feel like I’m on another planet to people who want “ Summarize my unread emails from the last 24 hours and flag anything urgent” Or “scan my calendar and give me a to do list for today ” It’s just not how my life is or how I work. At all

So unsurprising…venture capitalists already eating the carcass. Our local one is in a terrible condition, looks like not a penny being spent bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

This man doesn’t get nearly enough credit or spoken about enough outside of Liverpool. The greatest British manager of all time: Bob Paisley 🔴

Trust none of what you hear And less of what you see This is what will be This is what will be - Magic

I am not joking when I say clubs should recognise efforts like this, and it should be rewarded. Won't find many other entertainment industries in the world where someone will part with money so willingly like this. Clubs should recognise and give something back to dedicated fans

#OTD Saturday 3rd May 2014 Torquay United 0 Wycombe Wanderers 3 The day the unbelievable happened 😍 Footage from BBC London Late Kick-off, featuring comms from @bluntphil on @BBCSport3CR. What a day 🥳

@HeroesOfHP12 Fun season end

You know what to do.

Here's a simple to guide for confused journalists. - Farage lied about purchasing house - Transpires his girlfriend bought it for cash - nobody knows where she got the money - earlier that year Farage receives undisclosed £5m Now it's up to you...

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach. The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

@PFuentes74 @fuckyouiquit Look at Henry Ford 100 years ago

@fuckyouiquit It's cute that you think "spent back at Walmart" means something, and then expect us to value your opinion on business and economics.

That would cost Walmart domestically $12B a year. Last year they netted $22B in end of the line profit. Walmart employees are also Walmart customers. Most of that $12B would be spent back at Walmart. They’d also save billions in turnover costs. They’d be just fine.

@WycombeDJ I’m sure you’ll give loads of examples otherwise, but I’m not sure I’ve seen many successful 3 at the backs in the lower leagues. If it really was the recipe for success at all levels it would be more prevalent. We saw under Dodds how badly it can go wrong

Hear me out; If both Fred and Vidigal leave, we go to a 5-2-2-1 with two 10s We get all three CBs in, all of whom performed well this year and deserve to start, get Harvie pushing higher, and have plenty of versatile players (Junior AM/RWB, Hendo CM/AM etc)

@HeroesOfHP12 Gave them goals

Bit late, but whatever, on the beach. Sum up your thoughts on today's game in 3 words (or less if you want, go nuts)

🚨 Rochdale and York City have released the following joint statement: “This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history. The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2. We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP. Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case. We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year. For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love. Thank you! Rochdale AFC & York City FC”

Football Focus[ing on the Premier League clubs] to end. I remember this as part of Grandstand and loved the coverage of the FA Cup ties featuring lower league and non-League clubs, including the famous John Motson shot at Adams Park 💙

Just read it. Spot On - An Aussie reply to Trump’s rant about ‘NATO not being there for us’: “Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth.”

@blow_left @AfcOscar Wycombe did it in successive seasons 92-94

@AfcOscar Wrexham's all just hype but clubs going from non league to League One isn't that unusual. Burton, Fleetwood, Stevenage, Crawley etc. Salford might go up as well

Bromley’s story is bigger then Wrexham’s btw

@DanielLinton @sillylittledrea Saved us the game at Huddersfield

@sillylittledrea I understand but I really dont get the genuine love for Fink. He maybe a great bloke (which i think he is), but unfortunately he has not shown me anything to say he deserves a shot at this level

Fink should be on that bench today

@JWilkinsFLW To be fair he was injured after 5 mins

Plenty of balls into the box today from Wycombe was a positive. Shame they don’t have a tall striker on the books who could’ve got on the end of them……. #Chairboys