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@ksorbs 😄😄😄

Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one, buy a bull.

@thecataura Aww, I'm sorry for your loss. They're family.

Tribute to my cat, Ferret. He died today.

@miles_commodore Correct

The best TV show of the 1960's according to me is Star Trek. This show didn't dazzle you with a bunch of special effects, it was the terrific writing and acting that made this show great. The crew of the Enterprise is my favorite 60’s show.

@PlisskenPatriot Golfers

Patriots

@ExxAlerts Piece of cake for the Coasties.

ALERT: US Coast Guard jumps onto a runaway boat and safely stops it in Maryland. Authorities say the man operating the vessel suddenly fell overboard, and the Coast Guard had to intercept and stop the boat. The incident has raised awareness among boat operators to wear their engine shut-off clip lanyards, which are required by federal law on most boats under 26 feet.

Charlie: "The world is not driven by greed. It's driven by envy. The fact that everybody is 5x better off than they used to be, they take it for granted. All they think about is somebody else having more now when it's not fair..."

@Lillybelli Throckmorton Lemonjello

We need a Ridiculous old boy name

@Deja_Vu_4Me Because cats are electrically charged.

One of my cats has a bad habit of jumping up on my kitchen countertop. I tried everything to break his habit. My stepdaughter sent me this funny video. Tinfoil looks like it works... I'm definitely going to give it a try. 😂😂

@ginamilan_ Everyone does.

Trump hates him 😭

@DJSmu @Nerdrotics @disparutoo That would fix it

How to Fix Dr. Who @Nerdrotics @disparutoo

NEW: SpaceX’s surge added approximately $165,000,000,000.00 to Elon Musk’s net worth today — larger than Bill Gates’ entire fortune.

@trumplicans2024 '74

And you say?

@aestheticsguyy It's even a double rainbow. 🌈🌈

I dare you to beat my wallpaper 🔥

@FilmLadd Fixer upper?

Why would he buy a run-down hovel like that, when he's now got the whole damn moon?

BBC: Russia Behind Arson Attacks on Starmer

@elonmusk Could you buy England for us?

@CuriosityonX "We want to meet Donald Trump."

If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?

@axios Assertions Dario has a personality are unwarranted.

"They screwed us": Personality clashes sent Anthropic's models offline axios.com/2026/06/15/ant…