Ryan 🧡🍊🏈⚾️🏀🏒

I wasn’t seeking a partner, wife or even gf when I met my wife. I was messing around with a few different women at the time, waiting for the end of June 2021 to get there so I could leave TN for good, having already accepted a job in Maryland, lost my best friend in December 2020, needed a fresh start. My wife messaged me on bumble about baseball and sports in Late April. We talked on the phone for like 4 hours a few nights in a row. And then we finally hung out. We hung out for 3 nights in a row, and then she had to help her best friend move out to Cali for two weeks. A very long two weeks. I told her I wasn’t looking and that I was moving to MD in June. She pushed the fuck it button and applied for a lead neuro RN role at John’s Hopkins. She got a call back 24 hours after applying. She had her in person job shadow the week after she came back from Cali, and decided to road trip with me up to MD to take my first load of stuff to the new apt. We never spent a day apart again. Proposed in front of her and my family the last day we were in TN in June. Married that same October. Love finds you, you don’t find it.

@Top100Rick Amateur for a reason, it shows 🤷🏽‍♂️

The Shrink the Game movement is about to have its moment. I never root against anyone, is it okay to root against “Pootycuts”? I don’t want a world where golfers go by their annoying online handles. What is this. But seriously, social media has rotted all our brains. (Yes I see the irony.)

#USF Athletics leadership team and yearly salaries CEO Rob Higgins — $850,000 COO Derrick Brooks — $220,000 CBO Jason Layton — $325,000

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@mountainwesttax Sure our government is the most inefficient crock of shit known to mankind, especially the IRS. It needs to be fully eradicated for blanket flat taxes and a variety of other non-income taxes that would still easily generate as much as current income tax does

THE TAX DEADLINE IS IN 25 DAYS HOW ARE THE FORMS NOT FINALIZED YET

@theficouple Why yall working for people you hate ? Do you enjoy being miserable ? No amount of money could make me hate my job nor be miserable in it. Lived that life, no chance I’d ever do it again. And it was for ALOT less at the time too.

Making $3,000/mo from investments feels 10x better than $6,000/mo from boss you hate working for. ...Few will understand this.

Did not have Gillespie with 19 and being completely scorched earth in the first half…. 👀👀👀😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 my lord…. #Vols

@sheriff_hl @MurrayHillGuy1 You think I’m the only person I know with a similar story ? 🤣 That’s hilarious. You are objectively wrong in your belief. And if anything else, just sounds like you’re jealous cause you don’t get any. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@rycallear @MurrayHillGuy1 Anecdotal fallacy brother “it doesn’t apply to me so it’s not true for anyone!!!” Have fun on the left side of the curve

It is very normal for a girl in NYC that is 30 years old to have gone on 100+ dates and have a body count of 50+ Crazy?

Crazy things happen multiple days every week of the entire college basketball season

Sliding into the weekend with a bench press PR 💪 262.5 lbs. 1x1 Maximum effort bench press for a new 1RM! I stayed tight, managed the bar path properly, and kept my hind end on the seat better than last time (27-Feb)! SIX SECONDS! Some struggles in the gym this week, but I showed up to every session and put in the work. I’m drained but incredibly thankful to finish the week strong. May the Lord continue to be praised by us and through us! #Barbell #StrengthTraining #Dominion

@majeikstagram LETS GO MATT ! HELL YEAH. Congrats. This is so awesome to see. Proud of you!

@sheriff_hl @MurrayHillGuy1 Hi there. Proud body count of 70. Happily married nearly 5 years and have an amazing sex life with her. We are THRIVING. Nothing wrong with me, just enjoyed life and attention while in college. Miss me and others, with your bullshit narrative.

@MurrayHillGuy1 If your body count is 50 you are emotionally stunted and will struggle in a relationship, man or woman you will not pair bond the way you should be able to

I remember a few people telling me not to worry about Miami (OH) going into this game….. Interesting…. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Time will tell……

@Filthymenez Definitely. I mean there was one point the wife and I were paying 2600/mo for the space we needed. Shit was INSANE. And even when we move back to TN where it’s supposedly cheaper…. We still paid 2100/mo for something 500sqft smaller….

@rycallear He wasn’t bad, he just decided to do dumb shit towards the end of our lease. But it’s always risky finding a roomie: even now with a roomie it’s still expensive

Lmaoo how is it embarrassing. It’s fucking dumb expensive to live on your own. I’ve been out if the house since 17 but I struggled all my life. This is a bozo ass take

@Filthymenez Yeah fuck alllllll of that. I lucked out with decent roomies in college but it’s college so like duh lmao.

@rycallear That’s what I’m saying. I had roomies, they were fucking annoying. One of my roomies stole my rent money for coke and I had to break his face on the corner of the wall it was an ugly time of my life 🤣

@_joshpray LETS FUCKING GO JOSH. Damn dude. So fucking proud of you man. That is truly amazing ! Keep it up 💪🏽🤝🤘🏽

May 16th 2025 I was diagnosed as a type 2 diabetic…today I was told by my doctor that I no longer require any medicine for diabetes. May 16th I was 316 pounds. Today I’m 254. May 16th my A1C was 12.6 today my A1C is 5.4. May 16th my blood pressure was 170/110. Today it was 117/78. I’m never going back to being that unhealthy again.

Im not mad at anybody. Not Bryan Hodgson. Not Rob Higgins. Not the B.O.T. Not Moez Limayem. None of them. Grateful for the season we had. But we need to stop the rhetoric about being a destination and not a stepping stone. We had a chance to prove that here and failed.

THIS IS WHY WE FILL OUT THOSE BRACKETS. THIS IS WHY WE CALL IN SICK TO WORK. THIS IS MARCH. x.com/F0RGIAT0/statu…