Samantha NeSmith

🎶 Call your state reps. It's time you had the taaalk, give your reasons, say it's not their fault. But youuu just want to stop a coup. 🎶

@SheaSerrano Step Up 2: The Streets

what’s the best dance movie not the best dance in a movie the best movie where dancing is integral to the plot

@iPorshhh I got a job rejection on thanksgiving 😅

Sending a rejection email at 5am on Black Friday is so in gutter. Not seeing heaven.

@austinlouisray Murder Kroger Camellis in 2009

let's have a low-stakes argument today: what's ATL's best pizza?

@austinlouisray You gotta listen to taylor swift’s “would’ve, could’ve, should’ve” fourteen (14) times to cancel that out

the next time you’re considering liking one of my tweets remember that tonight—March 10, 2023, a friday evening—i listened to John Mayer’s “Last Train Home” fourteen (14) times in a row

@iPorshhh It’s so dumb

@samnesmith Wtf???? It is THEM!!!! Why would they do that to you?!! I’m so sorry, Sam! 🫶🏽

It’s not the workers, it’s these jobs. I’ve been interviewing for a month with a company to be emailed a week and a half after my last interview to be asked to be called to be told that I am not getting the job. It’s them. It is not the applicants.

@MrJasonTravis Those are some cute feet! Congratulations!! ❤️

New human alert ✨ Poppy Jones Travis 🌸 She was due today but arrived early on January 5th 🌞 Everyone is happy and healthy 😊 We adore her ❤️

@kellegous I mean, “quit this job” is only three words

Imagine you receive a form at work and it includes this line. Career aspirations: __________ There is only enough room for 5-6 words. Do you put a job title, an accomplishment, or some other kind of thing entirely?

@NateRanson Power move

@austinlouisray Nothing gold can stay 😭

good morning from the pie factory ruins

@frantziful So excited for you and can’t wait to see what’s next for you!!

@MoisheLettvin As is the natural order of things

“I didn’t mean to tell you,” Mrs Whatsit faltered. “I didn’t mean ever to let you know. But, oh, my dears, I did so love being a star!” #webb A Wrinkle in Time

Is everyone neurodivergent or are all my social media algorithms attacking me?

When @mcfunley and I get married this is how we’re gonna tweet

@nee_massey This was me in the Write About Love art!

i was just thinking about the times yourselves and the band have 'collaborated' on a scheme. anyone remember..? the talent auction (2000) the treasure hunts (2002/3) write about love art (2010) did you take part? any other ones i forget? anyone remember the Q and A section?

This is an absolutely deranged take on Persuasion, but I will still watch it because I just cannot help myself