Simon C R Lewis

Oh come on @Morrisons, not only is 29p WAY too expensive, but you have the GALL to do this whilst continuing to selling fruit and veg in defined quantities in plastic wrapping, when all I want is a couple of them in an (entirely recyclable) paper bag. #greenwashing at its finest.

What's wrong with your customer service @ray_ban? No answer on the phone, nothing on chat, no reply to my email. Premium price? Yes. Premium brand? I don't think so. My order says it'll be delivered 4 days in the past. Are you going to build a time machine? Please let me know...

Come on @Morrisons Cambourne! You HAVE to accept batteries for recycling. It’s the law. gov.uk/battery-waste-…. Telling me “We’ve not been sent a bin for 6 months” and trying not to take my batteries is not good enough. Compliance please! @OfficeforSandS

@HSBC_UK_Help Done, but it's your general helpline. I'll be AMAZED if my comment ever makes it to the right person, AND I get a response.

@HSBC_UK_Help Tried hard to find "feedback on our new site" or similar. Couldn't find it. Another #UXFAIL I'm afraid :-(

@HSBC_UK Can't BELIEVE that new online site rudely moans at sortcodes with dashes when making payments! Then puts them itself. #UXFAIL

@olivernmoody 850mw? Think your sub ed just wrecked your science creds in article on eclipse...

@Dannythefink Yes. Once in original (I tweeted you then), and again today. Just being helpful. Scientists easily confused by wrong case. :-)

@dannythefink Tell the Times that Einstein says E=mc^2, NOT E=MC^2. In science, case matters. You've done this twice now!

Lots of lovely technology at #Bett2014 today, but teachers - what are the big unsolved problems at school? How could technology help?

@pinkl3mon Red

@psidnell Of course...

I know some of you out there appreciate this sort of thing. You know who you are...

According to Brian Cox's popular book on quantum theory, the world now makes 100 times more transistors than grains of rice annually.

@fanana @Alex_MacAdam @rolandharwood Sounds like I should bring my homemade #welshcakes to our next meeting.

A journalist who understands probability? We should have him stuffed. What are the chances of six double-yolkers? bbc.in/uf9cen

How the digital world can learn from the mechanical - tamingtheturingmachine.com/2011/12/02/to-…

@Xander_Lewis You're not supposed to be tweeting when you're sick! :-)