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@ministerr Yes

Took 1 week off and it feels like that was 1 year. Sometimes you have to take one step back to move 2 forward. What did i miss?

We need something to raise the bar

@Tedsuho 😭

@simonmckellar 🙋🏼

@0xgeezer 👏👏

@simonmckellar So cooked!

GM to the real ones

@kirawontmiss join.pump.fun/HSag/0vk7758b

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@latimes join.pump.fun/HSag/750hjoz9

A rogue Santa Cruz otter is terrorizing surfers: the redux latimes.com/science/story/…

@cryptodivix missed 10x boohoo

This is why you don’t sell for a loss

@anglio FACTS

one of the biggest rites of passage in this space is making it BIG, then round tripping it all lmao never stop clicking fam, if you made it once you can do it again 🫡

@Brooke_Lin1 3hon9SWXgJ8DBxhnRRg4BDeqc9wroCqGFEficStreGoi

I Bought $250,000 Worth of Cocaine No, that’s not a typo. That’s roughly 5 kilograms of ultra-pure, Bolivian flake — the kind of white asset class that’s been outperforming fiat, faith, and fiscal restraint since the 1980s. Most people would call it criminal. But let me explain the thesis. Each gram goes for about $50 today. But over the past 40 years, the street price of premium product has defied gravity, inflation, and international law — up nearly 900% since Reagan, and still climbing every time the Fed hikes rates. Meanwhile, governments keep inflating currencies and deflating dopamine. The world runs on anxiety and Adderall, but the real energy trade has always been white, scarce, and globally liquid. So what happens when the next crash hits, the markets freeze, and morale evaporates? When optimism becomes contraband, those who held the original confidence powder — the “hard assets” of the happiness economy — will see their margins skyrocket. Supply will vanish overnight, replaced by fentanyl-laced impostors and corporate substitutes. My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “stash.” It’s an asymmetrical hedge against stagnation, prohibition, and despair. Worst case? I sit on $250,000 of historically inelastic demand — a tangible, portable reserve currency that never decays and always clears. Best case? Prices triple, cartels consolidate, or governments legalize and institutionalize the product, turning legacy purity into a collectible, tradable relic of the analog high. It’s not Bitcoin. It’s not bullion. It’s not even biotech. It’s five kilos of compressed confidence — a hedge against inflation, legislation, and motivation itself. That’s deep value. That’s the Cocaine Standard.

@Brooke_Lin1 $cocaine

@trikcode Facts join.pump.fun/HSag/c8dt1gji

I used to hide my beginner projects. Now I share them proudly. They show how far I've come.

@Hollymansol @iseemonei bruh I I couldn’t unders this either

@iseemonei Broo had to to read this 3 times to understand 😭😭😭

Why you don't to fuck me I'm rich

@cozypront Deal

Make money don’t let the money make you Have a good day 🙏

@cozypront Nah china is the same

Y’all should visit China once You wouldn’t believe it I tell you Can’t explain to you Gotta go there and see for yourself then you will understand Just different

@SolJakey $SG

Bring back the Murad list The trenches need the updated Murad list. We all just need to start making meme lists again. BELIEVE IN SOMETHING.

@Prof_Atikin @chef_spin @Courtyard_io 🤫 join.pump.fun/HSag/48sz3csz

@chef_spin @Courtyard_io i just need to hit a nice 100x on a memecoin and pour it all into packs 🤣

I can stop whenever I want to... (i cant) 25$ pack on @Courtyard_io

@Dexerto alright fine fine I’ll do it

Police in Colorado have asked for volunteers to get drunk in the morning to train new recruits "In order to train cadets to spot drunk drivers, they need to get people drunk"

@tekeee Nah 9Db4odCfY82774pnXhbKMw5HdwCmuUxQLNSFod85muoX

Awake? 🫡

@libsoftiktok @DHSgov 4kpBeuQUDgXhf6ahonnGQ4FJtWPm6GgBbi5AntC75dJz $TRACK

Deranged leftist in Santa Ana, California, admits his plans to attach Apple Air Tags to ICE vehicles in order to track them and warn illegals. This is a CRIME. @DHSgov