Colin Summers

@Lauren_83_ Can’t stand him

@Disco_Girly I would’ve said weatherspoons in Consett but you’re a bit more classy than there 😊

@Disco_Girly Just one more I’ll take you out for your swan song 🤣🤣

Party season has officially ended 😅 I’ve literally no idea how I survived the last 3 weeks 🍾🥂 💃🏽 💖 All I know is I’ve had the time of my life with all my favourite people 💖 Time for wholesome D to come back 😇😅 1 last wine won’t hurt tho .. cheers folks xx

@bagshaw2112 🤣🤣

Made me smile . A friend just sent me this If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines eight years ago, you would have £49.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance seven years ago, you would have £33.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers eleven years ago, you would have nothing today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock nine years ago, you would have nothing today But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. A recent study found that the average person walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that we drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be a piss head.🍻😂

@Disco_Girly @Clarabell045788 Another bloody hangover 🤣🤣

@Clarabell045788 Aww 🥰 .. I’m to hungover and emotional for this 🥺😭

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@cyp_toon 🤣🤣

@AEMentalhealth Keep your chin up you’re stronger than you think #warrior

#mentalhealthmatters #mentalhealthawareness #thedepressiondiaries If anyone noticed, I've been absent. Sadly not due to an impromptu fun trip or holiday but because I had a visitor; unwanted! Depression came back yet again & gave me a battering of astronomic proportions! I've

@cyp_toon @Theleaguemag What a fkin plank he was mind couldn’t kick shit off a bucket 🤣

@Theleaguemag Thought it was George Riley !

Jim Iley of Newcastle United, Terry Hennessy of Nottingham Forest

@Disco_Girly @AshBoxing2025 You love your chip shop curry sauce don’t you 🤗

@AshBoxing2025 Fact .. proper North tho

Chippies in the NORTH are BETTER 😂

@NE5westend Fk me I’m in that colour picture wow those were the days

On this day in 1984: Newcastle United seal promotion back to the top flight after a 2-2 draw against Huddersfield Town at Leeds Road. Mills and Beardsley the NUFC scorers.

@cyp_toon @dougofthecorner Same here m8

@dougofthecorner So privileged to have been at just about every game best days of my life

I’ve posted this before but it’s my homage to an incredible season following The Mags all over. Halcyon days without a care in the world…. ✊🏻🤍🖤

@cyp_toon @Ursy1892 Wow the memories happiest days of my life

@Ursy1892 Great days 🏁

The crowd the team and the strip UTFM 🖤 🤍

@Disco_Girly @WitchyHibsCunt Total strength 💪

@WitchyHibsCunt Me too lovely 🥰 .. I got emergency brain surgery last year with 16 hours notice 🥲 with less than 30% survival chances I had to say goodbye to my kids in the same day - during surgery I had 2 heart stoppages and I swear down the reason I’m still here is because of my kids 💙🩷

I stared death in the face and my only worry was my little family being safe to the point I was trying to get out the car to help them (I don’t remember this but was told I was trying to get out and kept asking where Ryan was)

@cyp_toon He is simply so weak in his clearing of the ball, you can see in the players faces when the ball goes back to him the defenders have zero confidence in his actual ball control and the 52,000 shit themselves just like us owld men do at yhem lol

Is there a bigger double edged sword than Nick Pope ? pulls off some outstanding saves but ……………

@Disco_Girly Nowt wrong with that you do what you want when you want and you’ll always be happy

Who even am I ? Jammas and a cuppa at 8 on a sat night .. That’s it I’m turning over a new leaf 🍃 😆🩷😮‍💨

@cyp_toon 🤣🤣👍

@cyp_toon He’s as weak as piss his kicking is northern league standard man frustrates the fkin life out of everyone not just us two

@slippy99 Me too

@Disco_Girly @Mancmike86 🤣🤣

@Mancmike86 Right Mike … celebrations really should start now 😆😆 but don’t take my advice I’m ready to sign myself into the Betty Ford Clinic after this weekend 😆

It's officially my 40th birthday month. 3 weeks until my birthday and 8 weeks until New York. 😁😁

@cyp_toon @TheGriftReport Stretch Armstrong man I’m fkin pissin mesel here man what a comparison 🤣🤣

Ex Big Brother Trans biological male Nadia looking good recovering from surgery in Turkey!