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@abochiemmanuel @Hoopss Same

@Hoopss Michael Jordan ($5) – Perimeter lockdown. Nikola Jokic ($4) – Offensive hub. Stephen Curry ($2) – Gravity and shooting. Kevin Durant ($2) – Unguardable bucket. Victor Wembanyama ($1) – Rim protection. Total: $14.😉

You got $15 to spend

@Hoopss MJ Steph Joker KD Wemby

@Dan16676935420 Thanks, couldn’t find my calendar

tomorrow is monday

@Dan16676935420 @greg16676935420 Same

@greg16676935420 Diapers - size 5 x2 Baby wipes TP Milk Paper towels Rotisserie chicken 4 pack of NY strips Toothpaste Mouthwash 65” tv Trash bags Fresh flowers (for mrs dan) Hot dog (for me) Get well card (for my mom) Thanks greg

I’m at Costco does anyone need anything?

@trashh_dev She’s coming for your job

god damnit

@wesbos YOLO

someone’s openclaw bot just send our whole team a summary of their inbox 😆

@wesbos Sick jacket, I need more stickers though

Mad CSS Jackets are now available! Highest bracket pick on madcss.com also wins one. fill them out!

@Dan16676935420 Surprise me

I’m at Burger King if you want anything

@Dea_rMen Nope

If you had a $5M networth. Would you spend $250k on a Porsche 911?

@adityadotdev Farmland

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Genuinely what should we buy now?

@AbhiCodes15 A new MacBook

Name a laptop that can replace a MacBook.

@adityadotdev What supplements does it take?

My laptop is hitting the gym harder than you 😂

@justbyte_ All of the above is the only answer

Be honest, which is the best platform to build a personal brand? > X > Instagram > YouTube

@sahill_og Learn to become a plumber

In 2020: learn to code. In 2023: learn to prompt AI. In 2026: learn to command AI agents. In 2029:???

how to train junior developers in 2026

@oelma__ Carmel

What..

@Luv_Xcuses I already get zero likes on all my posts

Would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?

@Luv_Xcuses Jeffrey Epstein

Who is the most hated person alive?

@CodeByNZ “changed some stuff” is always solid

Devs thinking of a good commit message to write.

I’d invest