alex 🐍 snake boy connoisseur

hello! i'm alex – a human guy who definitely isn't just a bunch of snakes in a trench coat – and this is my pinned tweet! see the thread below for links to my fics (sorted by fandom) and other places you can find me 🐍💗

This isn't a joke, this is Katie's life! 🚌🧝‍♀️ #d20onabus

@karack1871 omg these designs are so fun!! I LOVE THIS 💙💙💙

modern au where they own a thrift shop with a cafe and five cats or something

@BLSMMRS AAAAAA too nice!! 🙈💙💙💙

@strawhatpudding "Liked" this is my lifeblood... I drink this for water. I eat it for sustenance. I breathe it for oxygen...

💙 salt in the wound - #millionsummers - 2.5k | M - post-trimax, established relationship, hurt/comfort - set in the "as a whetstone loves a blade" universe 🔗⬇️

@BLSMMRS YAYAYAYAY I'M HAPPY YOU LIKED IT

@strawhatpudding I'm SHAKING YOU THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my awesome #levash edit //WARNING SO LOUD

Meet the Wet Reverend 🧛‍♂️💦 #dimension20

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binghe's having a normal one #svsss #bingqiu #lesbingqiu

more of them #levash #trigun

oh yeah sonion i ain’t finishing this #levash

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@BLSMMRS hehe 💙

@strawhatpudding You've given me a gift...

wip :3 bsky.app/profile/cordur…

logged in users only sorry

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It's so canon in my head that I instantly thought of them when I saw this picture