Avi

Imagine waking up to a message from your EA saying: "I moved your 2 PM, declined that coffee chat, board deck is drafted and don't forget the dinner reservation with your wife at 8pm - baby sitter confirmed." Most founders never reach this stage. I break down how.

@BuddyNoLove I find Apple no better. It’s pure garbage

The search function in Outlook might be some of Microsoft’s worst work. My God its unbelievably bad.

@SlimFlexington @HamelHusain lol with all that money just get actors at that point to deliver the message. I want to throw up just watching all the awkward

@theaviabrams @HamelHusain its because they did 110 takes of every line, guaranteed.

They pulled off the impossible: made a real human video look 100% AI generated 🤣

@donnelly_b Respect it. I’m tied here. My wife is in real estate development so we ain’t moving anywhere

@theaviabrams 1000%

Greatest city in the world.

The distribution was actually really easy. It was an app to show all privately listed properties for real estate agents. We could just call them up - phone numbers were readily available online and they always answered since they’re in sales. They would sign up right then and there but not one person would pay. Still have the one-pager lol

@theaviabrams Was it impossible to monetize with ads?

Imagine having a product with thousands of free users only to discover later than almost no one of them is willing to pay you anything. This happens more often than people are willing to admit and often to founders who raised money and chased growth at all costs. Launching a new product with a free plan only is not a good idea when you’re still looking for product/market fit.

@TheBiggDallas @theficouple Hahaha alright fair enough. Well done sir 😂

@theaviabrams @theficouple Nanny?

Unpopular opinion: If you make $170,000 per year but still live paycheck to paycheck? You have might have a spending problem not an income problem. ...Do you agree!?

@SaycheeseDGTL Ok I mean this in the most genuine way possible - can white boys pull these off too?

Nike is releasing leather black Air Force 1's that can be worn formally with suits and dress attire 👟🔥 Summer 2026 $125

@lukepierceops Totally nothing diffuses a sale more than a baby. It’s like instant connection.

Nothing will increase your close rate more than having a baby to whip out mid call. Why is nobody talking about this?

@MatznerJon This is awesome. Ppls keep the updates coming. Been following this since this morning

lol

@nathan_covey That’s exactly why businesses like mine still exist and are thriving

I've never had an AI support agent ever actually solve my problem. I have to escalate to a human every time.

@sweatystartup You can be damn sure that the people selling it are

Every time you consider making a key AI tool a significant part of your business ask: Would this tool still make sense if it costs 5x as much? How disruptive would it be to stop using it completely 6 months from now? People aren’t thinking about the downstream impact.

@1ssve Likes for some reason carry risk. It shows something intentional and the algorithm can show it to other people simply bc you liked it

Instagram is weird people will view your stories everyday and never like your post lol

@riteshmjn That’s concerning lol. If a war breaks out and we capture another country we can at least buy and sell their homes for them

Toronto has more real estate agents than there are active personnel in the Canadian Army (regular force).

@sweatystartup Let’s go! Someone punch back now

Bad move. You'll end up moving to NYC, getting purple hair, having no kids by 40, driving a sedan, investing heavily in AI, marrying a woman who has an instagram following and generally failing at life.

@aubreystrobel I’ll be honest the first time I read it I didn’t;t even realize. Then i saw your comment and went “ohhhhhhhh lol”

they didn’t need to add the “hard” there did they

@sweatystartup Hahahaha I met someone for coffee yesterday and they showed me like 15 different apps they made with Vibe coding. I asked him what he’s doing with them. He said, nothing. I need to find someone who can turn them into a business.

The same people drinking with paper straws in San Francisco are burning through $20,000 per month in electricity vibe coding worthless apps with Claud Code.

@theficouple Absolutely correct! Coming from the guy who places Executive Assistants with high-net worth individuals. No one sees their assistant. They are fully remote. But they coordinate and action everything in their day to give them more time.

You will never see a G-wagon in most millionaire driveways. But you will see: - Monthly housekeepers - Grocery delivery services - Salaried personal assistants Wealthy people use money to buy back time, not impress strangers on the internet.

@dougboneparth I’m at the point I don’t even have to check the markets anymore. I just tweets from @dougboneparth and already know if I’m up or down for the day

In these markets, diversification matters. Beer, whisky, vodka, and tequila have helped me forget about my portfolio.