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Take your tray-cutting ass back to frozen! This is Dairy Cooler!! (This tweet is dedicated to my co-workers. If you are my co-worker, you have permission to LIKE, RETWEET, and bookmark this tweet. If you’re not my co worker, keep scrolling!! 🤣) .. Just kidding! 😉 please like

Aaaand there was a fucking typo in my last tweet. I’m really tweeting blanks today!

How to shit yourself in a way that’s low pressure but still shows interesting (Less dark version of a previous tweet.)

@winslownian 🙂🙂🙂😱🙂

Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massive huge tits, Michigan…

Sun burn* that was a typo

Docta just prescribed me 2 sub burn 1 orange

Jk

How to shoot your brain off in a way that’s low pressure but still shows interest

Stream of consciousness? Is that on Kick or Rumble

I have an idea for a tweet but it’s pretty long winded — might work better as a skit.

Cant tell if earth quake or stomach ache #!|*¥{‘mw

Asking Goku for guidance during these trying times

Jeff magnum voice: every girl I ever loved didn’t have their drivers license or a car at the time

DARK PSYCH TIP #1 Drive your potential romantic partner to the FaceBook marketplace $20 microwave so they are reminded of you every time they have a hot meal in their home

Twitter just blocked me from tweeting something… really bad Probably for the best

How do I turn off this style of tweets

Told the guy whose hinge said “not political” that my mom died and he said he didn’t really much research on the subject so he doesn’t want to talk about it

That enough tweeting bro ❤️