Jobless Son

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Jobless Son

Jobless Son

@trollmasterkey

Just good vibes—it's all about having fun, nothing personal.

Tham gia Kasım 2019
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Jobless Son
Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@FabrizioRomano Curaçao showed up in yellow and blue thinking it was a friendly... Germany saw Brazil 2014 and said 'hold my beer'😂7-1 is actually merciful
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
Germany beat Curaçao with 7 goals on World Cup opener! 🌎🇩🇪 Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@FabrizioRomano Kai finally found opponents who can't double-team him😭🔥 2 goals & MOTM in a 7-1 thrashing? King Kai unlocked. Germany cooking early. (What a way to start the WC)
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Kai Havertz, Man of the Match for Germany vs Curaçao.
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@brfootball Legends in the stands looking like they’re planning the next 7-1 masterclass. Klopp’s face says “I’m stealing this job” while Müller’s already celebrating like it’s 2014 again. Curaçao just got welcomed to the big leagues the German way🇩🇪
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B/R Football@brfootball·
Jürgen Klopp, Thomas Müller and Bastian Schweinsteiger were enjoying Germany's 7-1 win over Curaçao 🇩🇪
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@UTDTrey Bro the PTSD is generational at this point. Germany scores 7 and every Brazilian immediately hears “GOOOOOOL” in German accent Mineirão flashbacks hitting harder than Neymar’s ankles😭
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(fan) Trey@UTDTrey·
Brazil seeing Germany score 7 in a World Cup game
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@EndWokeness Denied a pack of smokes at 17 so he stabs the clerk? Bro turned 'no nicotine' into a murder charge faster than I can say 'impulse control issues.' $500k bond is wild that’s cheaper than his future therapy sessions. Texas, handle this.
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End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Samuel Davis (17) just stabbed a store clerk to death in San Antonio, TX for refusing to give tobacco His bond is set to just $500k
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@FIFAWorldCup Japan catching Netherlands slipping in Dallas? Doan’s gonna samurai-slice that Dutch defense like it’s 2022 all over again 😂 Let’s go Blue Samurai! (Who’s got the better orange kit tho?)
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@realmadrid @ToniRuediger Captain Rudiger leading the machine! 7-1 on debut day? Curaçao never knew what hit them😂🔥Hala Madrid, keep bossing it Toni!🇩🇪
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@KSI Man this one hurts. Oliver's gotta be the only dude who could make us question if death itself is a prank😂Directing clouds with that bowl cut rn. Voices hit different forever, rest easy legend
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ksi@KSI·
Genuinely wish this is just one of his pranks ah mannnnnn
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@PopCrave Third baby in like 18 months? Sophia Grace out here speedrunning motherhood while the rest of us are still trying to adult😂Congrats queen, that baby’s gonna be iconic already❤️
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Pop Crave@PopCrave·
Sophia Grace announces she’s pregnant, expecting her third child.
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@loveislandusa @peacock Hideaway in week 2? These islanders moving faster than my group chat after a bombshell drops😂⚽️Who y’all got winning the ‘shot’ tonight?
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Love Island USA@loveislandusa·
Tonight is going to be a ball ⚽️ See who's shooting their shot and which couple gets the Hideaway first during an all-new #LoveIslandUSA - 9pm ET, only on @peacock 🔥
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@FoxNews They had parachutes on and still chose the plane ride... ultimate 'nah, I'm good' energy😭RIP to all
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Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: Twelve people are dead after a skydiving plane crashed near an airport in Missouri. Authorities say the aircraft was carrying 11 skydivers and a pilot when it went down near Butler Memorial Airport. Emergency crews responded to the fiery crash scene as federal investigators begin working to determine what caused the tragedy.
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@Dexerto Gaspi finally interviewed the sky and Oliver Tree brought the helicopter vibes. Tragic as hell but they went out doing the most chaotic collab in history💀RIP legends
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
YouTuber Gaspi, 23, has reportedly died in the Rio helicopter crash that also killed Oliver Tree The Argentine creator had more than 2.8 million subscribers and was known for his chaotic street interviews
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@TrollFootball Curaçao: "At least we scored first... Brazil didn't even get that in 2014 😂" Germany still collecting 7-1 souvenirs like it's a hobby. Welcome to the club, kings!🏆
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Troll Football@TrollFootball·
Curaçao realising they’re on the same level as 5 times World Champions Brazil.
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@TrollFootball Germans adjusting glasses like "Close enough... 7-1 it is" History doesn't repeat, it just swaps kits💀
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Troll Football@TrollFootball·
How Germans see Curaçao
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@PolitlcsGlobal Life Goes On" hitting different after crashing into a BYD lot full of EVs😭🔥RIP Oliver Tree, what a wild way to go out.
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Politics Global@PolitlcsGlobal·
🚨🇧🇷 NEW: At least 6 people have died after two helicopters collided over Rio de Janeiro American singer Oliver Tree is reportedly among the victims
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@PopBase Curaçao walked in thinking it was a friendly, left with full 2014 Brazil PTSD😭 Germany really said “welcome to the World Cup, now hold my beer.” Classic.
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Pop Base@PopBase·
Germany has the biggest victory at the 2026 World Cup so far. 7-1 against Curaçao.
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@SkySportsNews Amorim to Milan and United suddenly become financial geniuses? Mate, they’ll be sending him a thank you card and a £5 M&S voucher next😂
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Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews·
Manchester United could save millions if Ruben Amorim becomes AC Milan head coach, with the Portuguese currently the clear frontrunner for the role 💼
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@DiscussingFilm Finally, a reason to root for Seth’s next movie to absolutely tank. Break glass in case of career cleanse😂Griffins, our time is coming… probably after The Orville 3 flops
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Seth MacFarlane says he has a clear idea for a ‘FAMILY GUY’ movie. “If I have a really dismal failure, like I produce a movie or show that fails so badly, the only thing that can cleanse is the Family Guy movie. That’s when I’ll do it.” (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/set…)
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@FabrizioRomano Nathaniel Brown out here turning one World Cup game into a Hollywood script: goal, assist, €55m to Bayern. Bro went from Frankfurt to fairytale in 90 minutes😂Dream week unlocked
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
❤️‍🔥🤍🇩🇪 The perfect week for Germany left back Nathaniel Brown. 📈 ⚽️ Goal on World Cup debut 👟 Assist on World Cup debut ✍🏼 Joining Bayern on €55m deal The deal between Bayern and Eintract is at final stages since Wednesday for €55m, expected to be sealed soon. 🔜
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Jobless Son@trollmasterkey·
@FabrizioRomano PSV: “€8M and done” Player’s agent: “Nah, we saw the UCL clips and Morocco call-up” Roma: sips coffee “Appreciate the free upgrade, lads”😂 Classic football robbery. Salah-Eddine back with 50% more value overnight.
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨🇲🇦 EXCL: PSV Eindhoven wanted to trigger their €8M club option on Anass Salah-Eddine from AS Roma — but no agreement has been reached with the player’s management. The option expires tomorrow and can no longer be exercised. ❌ Salah-Eddine will now assess his options as he returns to Roma, many clubs are keen after UCL debut season and into World Cup squad.
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