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[A GRUMPY OLD MAN IN GREEN GEAR LOGS INTO A COMPUTER FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE SEES AN X ON THE COMPUTER.]
"The fuck is a Twitter?"
[SOLDIER BOY JOINS PARODY TWITTER.]
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@v1withoutreason
SOLDIER BOY. America's first superhero. Who the fuck are you? (this is a parody! I have no affiliation with Amazon or The Boys.) (also I'M A MINOR.)
Somewhere. Tham gia Kasım 2025
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@SAPPHlRE_HERO Thanks.
[He places the sapphire on the ground, and he strikes his shield down onto it.]
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@v1withoutreason [A sigh ]
“No I didn’t mean like that- you can still talk!”
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@SAPPHlRE_HERO I-
[He cuts himself off, realizing what they just said. He takes out a notepad, writing something. He then hands the notepad to them. It reads:]
"Is there any way I can help?]
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@v1withoutreason “Nope.”
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“Please don’t say anything..”
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@v1withoutreason “Well..”
[They take out the sapphire, toss it with surprising strength, and it comes back like a boomerang.]
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@v1withoutreason “No, the stupid thing hates my guts. Only listens when someone gives it a new way to screw with me..”
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@v1withoutreason [A sigh ]
“Look, this stupid gemstone has made me a child, but I’m usually 21!”
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@SAPPHlRE_HERO I.. Uh... Yeah.
[He hands the child a few dollars.]
Shouldn't you be with your parents right now?
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@v1withoutreason “Could you lend me some cash? I need a drink..”
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//i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally like godzilla this made me reeeeeeeeally happy
Toho Kingdom@TohoKingdom
NOW It's OFFICIAL! youtu.be/8N9QN4X1pIk?si…
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"THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS" has officially concluded
Kane Parsons is the youngest director ever to have zero affiliation with this project whatsoever
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This random ass guy came up to me and said to continue his legacy, who the fuck even is this.
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'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons said hello to his neighbor.
"Hello, Neighbor!"
(Source: DiscussingFilm)
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