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@DeLonghiUK my 3 month old De'Longhi Magnifica Plus broke in December. Your support has tried to pick it up 3 times. No one picked it up, no one knows why. It's February and there is no solution in sight. Please do better.

@JohnCleese ¿Que?

Right! Who’s your favourite character from #FawltyTowers? Basil (ahem, obvious choice), Polly, Manuel, or my little piranha fish, Sybil? Tell me why & grab your copy of “Fawlty Towers: Fawlts and All” before the Siberian hamsters do. bit.ly/FawltyBook 🐀📚🛎️#BritishComedy

@mipsytipsy Are you planning on nerding out about this in Vegas this week?

A lot of folks are starting to talk about o11y 2.0 and how it's different -- dev vs ops, pillars vs log events, etc. Which is cool But there is only ONE core distinction between 1.0 and 2.0; everything else is a consequence. dlvr.it/TGVl0C

@fernandoalvim Skid Row

Só valem nomes errados

Do you tell friends and family that you went to the wrong airport? Asking for a friend

#SREConEMEA #CallForPapers ends soon! If you were planning on submitting a talk, you should do it now. Otherwise, you'll forget and you'll miss that opportunity 😥 It doesn't take too long. Checkout the website for details: *x40.link/1JcHS

Bom dia! Vamos lá então a isto. Preciso de um bilhete para o Jamor (a preço justo). O @dac_cosme merece ir para cima da casa de banho do jamor ver o penálti do Esgaio que vai dar a vitória ao Sporting!

@Mr_DrinksOnMe Korean somaek done right?

She's got that special touch

@ghohpe It was great to hear from you, again, in so clear terms, the dos and donts alongside the trade offs. Hope to meet again soon

#PlatformStrategy scales!

#SREConEMEA has its #CallForPapers currently open! You can access it here: * x40.link/1JcHS I have both been and spoken at this conference, and it is the conference I think is perhaps most valuable to go to. If you have thoughts on software operations write them up!

@shuheikagawa Lol. Nice April Fool’s 👏🏻

After 4 months in 🇯🇵, I decided to move back to 🇨🇭 to pursue my new passion: cheesemaking. I'll live in one of the francophone Cantons and learn how to make Gruyere and Vacherin Fribourgeois. Wish me luck!

@heinrichhartman @Werner @vikramank14 @cidrdb @AmazonScience Thanks. I was lazy and caught this between meetings. It is well described in the actual paper - "These are typically 2-4 page long documents2 written by domain experts with defined sections like ’Likely causes’, ’Corner cases’, ’Actions’" - post mortems. Very exciting stuff

Yes, "troubleshooting documents, and historically resolved customer tickets" are part of the training/context data. Glancing at the paper, I don't see any reasons why this should be limited to DBs. For me this looks like a relatively bounded domain, that serves as good starting point for further experiments.

Panda: Performance debugging for databases using LLM agents - a very interesting application of LLMs by @vikramank14 and the team at #AWS AI Labs, published at @cidrdb. Download the pdf from @AmazonScience. amazon.science/publications/p…

@GergelyOrosz Correlation vs Causation?

1. Yes it’s still operating 2. Before the 75% staff cut, this business generated ~$5B in revenue. After the cut it is likely to generate ~$2.5B 3. The savings from the firings are likely around $1-$1.5B Save $1.5 to lose $2.5 (at least the short term!) Copy at your own risk

@vonfreud Ok. You drove a hard bargain. You win

Can we cancel Dry January? It’s going nowhere.

@ATRightMovies 42

@tomahock Pelo menos mete um stunnel em frente disso 😅

Hoje instalei um servidor de CVS.

@andrewhowdencom @SREcon How was it? Top 3 takeaways? #FOMO

@SRECon day!! Hooorayy!! I am at this conference to say hello, drink too much caffeine and meet some people. If you want to say hi, please reach out ♥ WhatsApp: +49 176 376 58815 #SRECon #Community

@TK_HelpDesk Thanks for trying to help. The form that you just linked is not useful at all. It is asking me for feedback that I already gave.

@voidmaze Hello, if you do not remember your PIN code please fill out the online feedback form attach your identification or passport copy and submit your pin code request. bit.ly/TK_FeedbackForm Thank you. ^Alper

@TurkishAirlines has got to have probably the worse user experience ever. I have a Miles&More account. To use it is an unforgiving exercise where you really have to remember things that are easy to forget (member ID). Recovering the password on the web does not work