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My goodness ... it's May 1st and 59 degrees at my house here in Central Texas. I just went for a walk and couldn't believe it. My advice? Drink it all in because we KNOW what's on the horizon. I went outside with one of those gallon milk jugs and filled it with some of this cool, refreshing air. I put it in a closet and I'm going to pour it all out on myself in early August. 😀

These are the Presidents of the largest 2 teachers unions… Becky Pringle and Randi Weingarten. Both are Marxists. Both paid over $500,000 per year. 99% of donations from their unions go to Democrats. They’re responsible for much of the destruction of public schools. Sick.

Simone Biles has said she will no longer attend red carpet events after spending $23,000 on a stylist team for one event. “I will be staying inside for the foreseeable future.”

LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS HE IS SECRETLY A REAL ESTATE MOGUL AFTER COUNTY INVENTS $186,000 FOR HIM MIDLAND, TX — In a stunning financial revelation this week, a local homeowner learned he has apparently made a massive profit without selling anything, receiving any money, or otherwise participating in reality. “I had no idea I was doing this well,” the man said, reviewing a notice informing him his modest home—purchased for $60,000 in 2009—is now worth $246,000, according to a highly sophisticated system known as “a guy with a clipboard and vibes.” Despite never listing the property, fielding offers, or seeing so much as a nickel of this newfound wealth, the homeowner confirmed he is now expected to pay taxes as if he recently closed a blockbuster deal. “I checked my bank account just to be sure,” he said. “Nothing. No mysterious deposit. No wire transfer. Not even a congratulations email. But apparently I’m crushing it.” County officials reassured residents that the system is working exactly as intended. “You’re not being taxed on money you have,” one official explained patiently. “You’re being taxed on money you could hypothetically have in an alternate universe where you sold your house but didn’t need a place to live afterward.” Experts clarified that this differs significantly from other forms of taxation, where individuals are typically taxed on actual income or realized gains. “For example, if your stock portfolio doubles, you don’t owe taxes until you sell,” said one analyst. “But your home is different because… well… it just is. Please stop asking questions.” Local residents have reportedly begun experimenting with applying the same logic elsewhere. “If my neighbor can assign value to my house and bill me for it,” the homeowner said, “I’m assigning value to my free time. I’ve determined the county now owes me $500,000 annually for emotional distress and inconvenience.” At press time, officials were exploring ways to increase property values even further, noting that if numbers can be written down once, they can absolutely be written down again—higher. Meanwhile, the homeowner confirmed he is considering selling the property just to finally meet the rich guy everyone keeps telling him he is.

Democrats WILL primary John Fetterman. It's a fact. If Fetterman wants to remain a Senator, he will have to dump the Dems and switch to the GOP. The Republicans will embrace him because he is truly unbiased by party lines. One in a million, I'd say.