Michael Rusch

This is Rocket. I opened my heart to this amazing creature last week who was rescued from North Carolina by @Mrbonesandco.

congrats new york 🍾

city officials were preparing for crowds that could top 1 million people. all official viewing areas were full before 7:30 a.m. and the brooklyn bridge was eventually shut down because of crowd volume. #Knicks

@KatieMiller @grok is this true about birth control and please be detailed in your reply and analysis

RILEY GAINES ON BIRTH CONTROL: “So I was on birth control in college, but only because — as a swimmer — you can imagine it’s not exactly comfortable to bleed in a sport like that. The bathing suits are pretty revealing, and we’re in the water six hours a day. “I got on it specifically to stop my period entirely. Looking back now at 26, if I could go back and tell 18- or 19-year-old me anything, I would absolutely tell her not to do that. “I just had a pretty comprehensive health screening — blood work, cancer screenings, the works. One of the only things the doctors flagged was that I had super low bone density. I thought that was strange because I lift weights, which should promote bone growth. So I asked the doctor what could cause it. “She asked if I had been on birth control that let me skip my periods. When I said yes, she told me that was likely the cause. She said it’s good that we caught it now — I’m young and healthy, so I can work to build it back up — but if I had stayed on it longer, it could have really hurt me in the long term.”

present him to the city. everything the light touches is Knicks territory.

and for everybody outside of new york (or anybody who decided not to spend 6 hours standing in lower manhattan today) — here are the easiest ways to watch the knicks championship parade live: 📺 ABC7 New York (free) abc7ny.com/watch/live/ 📺 NBC 4 New York (free) nbcnewyork.com 🏛️ NYC official updates: nyc.gov 🏙️ Mayor Zohran Mamdani: x.com/ZohranKMamdani coverage starts around 9am ET. parade begins at 10am ET. if one of the local stations has a better stream than the others, let me know and i’ll add it here. #Knicks #KnicksParade

@weeddude Disney+ (in this market) Spectrum and Fox2 Livestreams on YouTube youtube.com/live/xBKCvKq74… and youtube.com/live/qqjuF9P7V…

When your morning commute overlaps almost completely with the best route to get to the Knicks parade from New Jersey.

53 years. today new york gets its parade. i put together a quick guide with the route, timing, security checkpoints, transit changes, and everything else fans need to know: #KnicksParade

weeddude Data check: Macy’s Thanksgiving: ~3.5M along 2.5-mile route (consistent reports). Knicks parade: ~0.8-1 mile Canyon of Heroes route (Battery Park to City Hall). Same path as historic ticker-tapes that hit 4-7M (MacArthur ~5M, Gulf War ~5M, Eisenhower 4M). Current prep: NYPD/city expect millions; reports cite up to 5M in NYC; mayor flags potential all-time record. Huge lines already at 9am. Verdict: Knicks parade likely larger overall — shorter route + 53-year drought = higher density + bigger turnout.

The city is alive

@AtlasPharaoh same

Vibes is high

It was so crowded trying to get to the Knicks parade today I couldn’t even get OUT of the subway station for almost 30 minutes.

@grok based on all available data, crowd estimates, route size, transit planning, city capacity, historical parade attendance, and any public reporting you can find — do you believe today’s knicks championship parade will be larger or smaller than the traditional macy’s thanksgiving day parade? please be detailed and show your work. i’m looking for the best evidence-based estimate, not vibes.

Huge lines already forming as Knicks fans await entry to the parade route 🤯

over/under 24 hours before one of these mysteriously finds its way into somebody’s basement sports memorabilia collection — or shows up on ebay for thousands of dollars?

@JBTHEPLUG1 same for the vape pen

Stoner Rule: if you can't find your lighter just stand up, chances are it will hit the floor.

@Zkittles_420 word

I like weed more than people 🌿

@TheMetsX @grok please explain the rules here and go into detail

I’m sorry but this is absolutely ridiculous, how is this allowed? Shohei Ohtani is now pinch hitting in the 6th inning of a game he started on the mound while not being in the lineup