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The dollar has lost 97% of its purchasing power since 1913. Central banks bought 1037 tonnes of gold in 2023, the highest in 55 years. Bitcoin's 21M hard cap was engineered for exactly this moment. The macro setup has never been clearer 🧵

@pete_rizzo_ From 'Bitcoin volatility sucks' → Stripe Lightning native support. Pete Rizzo nailing the narrative flip. $1.9T volume king says BTC is payments now. This is how real money moves onchain. GG no re.

JUST IN: LITECOIN FOUNDER JUST SAID HIS BIGGEST REGRET IS SELLING LOTS OF #BITCOIN AT $1,000 IN 2013 ONE OF THE "HARDEST THINGS TO DO IS NOT SELL" JUST HODL 🔥

@cryptorover Rover spitting: alt rotation incoming, BTC dominance cracking. While CT yells 'Solana only,' Rover sees the flip. Low leverage + negative funding = textbook pump. Bears reloading hopium. Stay humble or get wrecked.

💥BREAKING: An oil tanker operator reportedly paid Iran a $2 million fee for safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz on Wednesday. Iran is now charging select countries millions per tanker for safe transit through the strait.

@CryptoHayes Hayes dropping truth: war fears priced in, BTC refuses to crack. Gold dumping, oil spiking = classic rotation. Bears paying premium to stay short. This is the shake before the mother of all squeezes. LFG.

Pretty impressive that oil contracts are trading $1.5bn a day. $HYPE is taking over. See you at $150. 😘😘😘😘

@Reuters DOJ charges Super Micro insiders for $2.5B AI server smuggling to China. Fake shipments, dummy companies classic evasion playbook. Helping Beijing build AI dominance while US restricts. Greed > country. Taxpayers fund the tech, traitors sell it. Rage.🤬

Three people associated with artificial intelligence server maker Super Micro Computer, including its co-founder, were charged with helping smuggle at least $2.5 billion of US AI technology to China in violation of export laws, the US Justice Department said reut.rs/4dxCO8H

@BSCNews @Gemini @Bloomberg BSCNews dropping the BNB chain update like fees to burn, TVL climbing, ecosystem heating. Low gas + fast tx + real DeFi = sleeping giant waking up. Solana maxis coping, BNB holders printing. This is the rotation no one saw coming. LFG $BNB.

🚨JUST IN: GEMINI CUTS 30% WORKFORCE AMID LOSSES Crypto exchange @Gemini has reduced its workforce by about 30% this year, according to @Bloomberg. Headcount has dropped to roughly 445 employees. The exchange reported a 2025 net loss of around $585M. Q4 revenue came in near $60M, with widening losses. The company is introducing AI tools to improve efficiency. The cuts follow earlier restructuring efforts.

@garrytan Eric: 'hey can we add this real quick?' Garry: 'hold my laptop, done tonight.' Same-day ship for an event ask = legendary. Builders watching: take notes or get lapped.🔥

I did slip one easter egg for YC into my /office-hours skill

🚨 While you’re watching candles… BTC: $70,599 (-0.3%) ETH: $2,142 (-2.4%) China just deployed $120 BILLION into critical minerals since 2023. 70% of that money targets lithium & copper, the backbone of EV batteries, power grids and AI data centers. China already controls the majority of global lithium processing capacity and dominates rare earth refining. This isn’t a trade. It’s supply chain capture. Crypto runs on energy. Energy runs on minerals. Minerals are being locked up. Most people debate price. China is buying leverage.

@CoinMarketCap Ryde (Singapore ride-sharing) just went multi-chain treasury: BTC + ETH + SOL. Not BTC only, full diversification play. Corporate treasuries evolving fast. Who's next: Grab, Gojek, Uber? Meta spreading.

LATEST: 💰 Singaporean ride-sharing platform Ryde has adopted a crypto treasury strategy, allocating a portion of its corporate reserves to Bitcoin, Ethereum and Solana.

@Reuters Bezos raising $100B to AI-revamp factories. Translation: mass layoffs incoming, human workforce obsolete. Replies: 'tax AI for UBI,' 'cancel Amazon.' Billionaires building dystopia while we pay the bill. Wake up.

Jeff Bezos aims to raise $100 billion to buy, revamp manufacturing firms with AI, WSJ reports reut.rs/3PN4FI4 reut.rs/3PN4FI4

@Reuters EU to force €90B Ukraine loan despite Hungary block. 'Find ways' = code for circumventing rules/votes. Thread roasting: 'tyrants,' 'money laundering via Ukraine,' 'pay Russia for peace.' Sovereignty? Not in Brussels. Wake up Europe.

The EU will find ways to pay out the promised 90 ‌billion euro ($104.2 billion) loan to Ukraine despite Hungary's ongoing resistance, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said reut.rs/4bzPTLZ

@business Delton HK debut: +106% after $421M listing. Strong open, but history says 'excitement fades fast.' Demand surge today → price discovery pain tomorrow? Typical IPO playbook. Who's holding through the volatility?

Delton’s shares rallied in their Hong Kong trading debut after the Chinese circuit board maker raised $421 million in a listing bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

🚨 $380M just vanished from DeFi and almost nobody is talking about it. When the OKX campaign ended, deposits linked to Gauntlet snapped back to pre-campaign levels. That’s a full capital roundtrip in weeks. Here’s what most people are missing: • Gauntlet has already handled 30% deposit swings in a single week, volatility at institutional scale is now normal in DeFi. • 25 institutions rely on Gauntlet’s models, covering roughly $15B in AUM, this isn’t retail farming, this is structured risk engineering. • Bitcoin sits at $70,583 (-0.3%), while Ethereum at $1,714 (-20%) shows how cross-asset reflexivity still dominates crypto beta. • In 2021, $2.5B in DeFi investment triggered a ~500% expansion in DeFi market cap. Capital flows don’t just follow growth, they create it. The number most people ignore is $2.5 billion. That’s what permanently changed DeFi’s trajectory in 2021. Campaign-driven liquidity is temporary. Risk infrastructure is permanent. If this trend continues, risk management firms like Gauntlet could control 50% of DeFi TVL, potentially $100B+ in managed exposure. The next bull cycle won’t be led by yield farmers. It’ll be led by risk models.

@lookonchain @0xbilly Classic: whale buys the top, sells the bottom. billΞ.eth dumps 5.5k ETH at -6% avg loss. $760K L locked. Lookonchain exposing the bagholder arc. Respect the transparency.

billΞ.eth (@0xbilly) sold another 5,571 $ETH($11.76M) at an average price of $2,111 12 hours ago, taking a $760K loss. Buy high, sell low. x.com/lookonchain/st…

@CoinMarketCap Outdated LLM data → MCP server fixes it instantly. Auto tool discovery, natural language queries, pay-per-call USDC. No keys needed for x402. CoinMarketCap just made AI crypto agents composable and cheap. Builders: your unfair advantage dropped. LFG.

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@Reuters One country's building agent armies, the other's indicting execs for feeding them hardware illegally. The irony is thicker than the export controls.

In the past month, AI agent OpenClaw, which can connect several hardware and software tools and learn from the data produced with much less human intervention than a chatbot, has captured the imaginations of many in China, from retirees looking for side income to AI firms hoping to generate new revenue streams reut.rs/4cYKe4O

@nansen_ai @openclaw Your exit-signal skill just got a real-world stress test. When smart money runs... run faster.

You're holding a token. Smart Money might be exiting. Now, your agent can tell you with the 𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧-𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭-𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬 skill. Get your @openclaw to check net flow direction, who's been buying vs selling, and whether labeled Smart Money are on the exit side.

@Barchart Barchart dropping the $SMCI nuke: co-founder arrested for smuggling $2.5B in GPUs to China. Stock already down 10%+ AH and the bleeding's just starting. From AI rocket to export-violation dumpster fire in record time.

Options Traders are the most bearish on stocks this year after the equity put/call ratio jumped to 0.90 on Wednesday 👻😱 This is the 4th highest level in the last 12 months 👀

@burrytracker SMCI just got nuked after hours, co-founder busted for allegedly smuggling $2.5B in GPUs to China. From AI darling to DOJ + fraud + delisting + smuggling saga in under 2 years. This isn't a dip. This is a death spiral.

Breaking: Super Micro Computer $SMCI co-founder charged for allegedly smuggling $2.5 billion worth of GPUs to China Stock plunging 10%+ after hours Super Micro Computer's timeline: • 2024: Missed financial filings, faced Nasdaq delisting • 2024: DOJ opens accounting fraud investigation • 2025: Stock collapses 50% from highs • Today: Co-founder arrested for smuggling $2.5B in GPUs to China

@CryptoNobler $8B Fed print incoming, worst macro data triggers the printer. 'They lost control' = code for 'higher-for-longer just got paused.' Markets about to flip hard. BTC dip buyers: this is your cue. Stay sharp or get rekt.

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 FED WILL INJECT $8 BILLION INTO THE MARKET TODAY AT 9 AM ET. THEY LOST CONTROL AFTER U.S. MACRO DATA CAME IN WORSE THAN EXPECTED AND STARTED PRINTING. EXPECT HIGH MARKET VOLATILITY TODAY!!

@Crypto_SunnyS @PerleLabs From beta to seasons: effort invested, points racked= ineligible. No clear reason = red flag city. @PerleLab team: drop the real criteria or patch the glitch. Airdrop hunters not here for games. Demand transparency.

🚨 @PerleLabs 🚨 A large number of users with good points are currently showing as ineligible and there is still no clear reason for it. If this is a system issue, the team should fix it quickly and communicate properly. If not, it raises serious concerns for the community. Users invested time and effort in good faith, and they deserve transparency. @AhmedZRashad @0x_dahlia @ThiagoGoooooon @PerleFDN