Whale Psychiatrist

Don't be seduced by destruction when you have a date with destiny.

@skillz17q The lawyer broke it down and he still didn’t understand.

Auditor versus bar card..

@AmeliaRodrigJan Boing??

The guy on the right side makes it so easy whenever he jumps.

BREAKING 🚨 Justin Fairfax, a former lieutenant governor of Virginia, and his wife, Cerina Fairfax, were found dead in a murder-suicide at their home in Annandale Fairfax shot his wife and then himself, according to the New York Times

BREAKING: The SEC has reportedly eliminated the Pattern Day Trader rule, replacing it with a new intraday margin system. The requirement to maintain a $25,000 balance to engage in day trading is being scrapped.

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

The last time y'all introduced a new menu item (chicken sandwiches), a worldwide pandemic started. Keep this item in the test kitchen.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

24-hour timeout.

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

If I decline a call, I do not want to allow the caller to leave a voicemail. Make this update happen apple.

@DailyCaller Cult following?

Rapper From Early 00s With Cult Following Speaks Out After Winning Lawsuit Against Police Over His Famous Song dlvr.it/TRbGSB

PRAIRIE VIEW A&M WINS ITS FIRST NCAA TOURNAMENT GAME IN SCHOOL HISTORY 😤 The Panthers will move on to play Florida in the first round 🍿 (via @PVAMU_MBB)

BREAKING: Saudi Arabia says its intercepted 56 drones today 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/mubl88?update=…

I know @TDSportsTalk is about to have the wildest live in minute.

JUST IN - Putin voices support for ceasefire in call with Iran's Pezeshkian: Kremlin

A catastrophic landslide at the Rubaya coltan mine in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) has killed more than 200 people, including approximately 70 children, as reported by the country’s mining ministry on 4–5 March 2026. The disaster, triggered by days of torrential rainfall, struck the rebel-controlled site located about 70 kilometres west of Goma in North Kivu province.

Almost all of Iran’s exported oil, and more than half of Venezuela’s, went to China last year. Iran and Venezuela make up 17% of China’s overall oil purchases.

BREAKING: Pilots bail out as three U.S. warplanes were mistakenly shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, CENTCOM says. All six aircrew members safely ejected, were quickly recovered, and now reported to be in stable condition.