Jay The Epitomizer
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Jay The Epitomizer
@AngusSploog
I’m listening intently to your story.I hope your brothers El Camino runs forever.Oww my Balls
Fort Worth 加入时间 Ağustos 2025
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🔴 Western intelligence indicates Moscow is supplying Tehran with Geran-2 and Shahed-136 kamikaze drones
Find out how the drones work 👇
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
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@ex_princesse @Mervynsmith13 People choose to be intimidated
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@AngusSploog @Mervynsmith13 Guns aren't ment to be use to intimidate people are they?
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Co-worker: can i talk to you
Me: give me 5 minutes to pee
Co-worker: i need to talk now
Me: i have been trying to go pee for an hour. Give 5 minutes
Co-worker: now
Me: hand me your garbage can
Co-worker: why
Me: im going to piss in it
Co-worker: go pee
Me: i thought so
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No better way to start the day than with breakfast at the Caldwell Diner!
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@Worzels_Comedy_ That probably explains why the bacon isn’t cooked 🤷♂️
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Afternoon Muckers 👊🏻😎
Got an LCD Screen Bleed so can't see Fuck all while typing but eres my Triple Decker Bacon and Poached Egg Toasty. Oooooooooooosh ya Cunts 🫵🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Today I learned that the mayor of Toronto does not know which country the city is located in. Sad.
6ixBuzzTV@6ixbuzztv
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow drops a video telling ICE to stay out of the city.
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@uk_franklyn far right,he’s got some knackers on him that’s me stood next to him,the handsome one
Rita Otis🥀@rita_otis
1919 Male Beauty Contest And I assume nobody won 😂
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@OSINTCap @klara_sjo Your definition of conservative might be different then.
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@AngusSploog @klara_sjo Soo, I'm not sure Bikinis in the open public are exactly conservative....
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@ingelramdecoucy @Boydesian Fortunately for him, she is a physician.
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There were better ways of getting out of “protect Jill Biden” duty but also I guess I get it. A man can only watch her demand the girl at the Cinnabon kiosk refer to her as “Doctor Jill” for so long before he snaps
Insider Paper@TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING 🚨🚨 Former First Lady Jill Biden's Secret Service agent shoots himself while accompanying former first lady through Philadelphia airport — Daily Mail
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@Mervynsmith13 @ex_princesse Goin huntin gotta few days off . Fixin start drankin
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@AngusSploog @ex_princesse Don't feel great tbh, you? Merv is hardly on here now just me 😂😂😂
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In Thailand fuel is being rationed
Australia is fucked
Europe is ~$11 a gallon
Meanwhile in Florida its $3.9 or £0.77 a liter.
Americans simply are not feeling the real effects of this war, most you get is a grumble about price whilst the rest of the world dies.
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@klara_sjo Galveston beach today is nut to butt twerking scholars and foot lockers
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@klara_sjo You sure this is Texas, I was under the impression it use to be an almost extremely conservative state.
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@30_Helens_Redux @droftheobvious Isn’t he the spooge that crashed into ring from a lofty height?
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