Jay The Epitomizer
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Jay The Epitomizer
@AngusSploog
I’m listening intently to your story.I hope your brothers El Camino runs forever.Oww my Balls
Fort Worth Katılım Ağustos 2025
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Some Americans really do seem to think Europe is just one big country.
Zero@GrandZeroGaming
Let's talk facts about this claim made by Euros. 76% of Americans have travelled to a foreign country. Around 50% of Europeans have travelled somewhere outside of Europe. Because when a European says they travel, they mean an hour train ride to another European state.
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i simply do not care if Brits think i pronounce words wrong. people from a state over make fun of the way i talk. i love my trash accent. it is beautiful to me.
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“Your state” is one of the most gorgeous tracts of land on earth, but much of it is totally uninhabitable, and it belongs to the Ute, Diné, Paiute, and Shoshone people, among others.
Not you.
Flat Ranger - UT@UtahFlatRanger
My state is bigger than your Country.
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@CaptainSwing666 @30_Helens_Redux Ah teeth hurt lil shiteater?
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@30_Helens_Redux @AngusSploog Aw, butt hurt little Septic.
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The reason why we say "most Americans have never left their coubtry" is that, even when they travel abroad, they take their country with them.
"Gee, let's visit the French McDonald's, Wilbur!"
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@ClammyWynette1 @TinkerCunt_ This is a woman seeking pregnancy by jiggering her fallopian tubes
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5 hash browns for the first person to correctly guess what the fuck is going on here! @TinkerCunt_
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I could never run for office. There are simply too many tit pics
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@dontforgetchaos Ukraine flag =dogshit opinion from a bald cocksucker
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Standard “my penis I’d bigger than your penis” post.
Unionist@Unionist1865
My State is bigger than your country.
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@Howlingmutant0 @Thinker5243 Bending is an underrated talent
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@Thinker5243 I don’t go to the gym I just bend shit around the house
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Americans will really flex that they live in Utah 😭😭😭
Flat Ranger - UT@UtahFlatRanger
My state is bigger than your Country.
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@GcMac31 You can get this in Norway, but just with a better government
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Jay The Epitomizer retweetledi
@BritannusRomae Sure. And to us, you're all Eurotrash, or Euroweenies. Same sentiment. But I bet you don't enjoy being called that.
Treat others as you would like to be treated.
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My grandpa used to tell a joke (rip)
A Yankee means something different depending where you are.
If you’re in Europe it’s an American.
If you’re in America it’s the northerner.
If you’re in the north it’s a New England’s.
If you’re in New England it’s someone from Maine.
And if you’re in Maine a yankee is someone who has blueberry pie for breakfast.
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@30_Helens_Redux @CaptainSwing666 Seems like they have a lot of women hating on men . They are always yodeling bout some slight
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@AngusSploog @CaptainSwing666 UK account. Snotty little cunts. Angry at the world. I just mute them so they can yodel into their own arseholes.
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Diffrence being that there's nothing to see in the USA except the nature and the human zoos such as detroit
Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸@realcountlustig
“Half of Americans don’t have passports!”
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