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@Kit159216556913 @anon_opin Trouble is, he thinks he’s a funny entertainer, he really isn’t.

@Bluekwack @anon_opin I find it easier to divide them into comedians and entertainers. MM is an entertainer. Stewart Lee, Kumar, Acaster etc are comedians.

The problem with UK Comedy is that one actually funny comedian gets famous then brings all their unfunny cunt friends with them.

@soundstoryuk Classic

@sutkins @SpenglerOs @korinnamartell @fesshole What if it was your son or daughter who got stabbed or injected with a dirty needle, would you have the same attitude, I guarantee you wouldn’t, you’d be blaming the owners of the shop for not doing enough to protect your child

@SpenglerOs @korinnamartell @fesshole You are the perfect example of what is wrong with the country. Pass the buck and let someone else deal with it. Pathetic. We should all be standing up and saying “no more”. But some are just too spineless

18. Retail job and already sick of working but need to move out. People often shoplift on my shifts, sometimes leave beeping. Couldn't care any less, good for them really. I'm not defending anything for minimum wage.

@vampire_weekday @anon_opin They already are

@anon_opin Ok then make SLRs affordable if u want people to use them 👁️👄👁️

The SLR camera is design perfection. Look through the same lens which will be used for the photo, body ergonomically designed to minimise shake, full control over every variable. So sad that to many people 'Camera' is just an app on a phone which feels horrible in comparison.

@JamesAHogg2 Brilliant piece of music

@DermottScully Ah cool, I went to Liverpool

@Bluekwack Same here, Apollo Manchester, mid eighties 💚👌🏻

It’s the only Christmas song you’ll get from us 😂 Have a great day Rudies 🖤🏁 #2ToneDublin

@Mishi_2210 Twat

Prove me wrong without Google No Word start with "T" End With "T"

@anon_opin I can’t remember the last time I heard someone whistle, let alone whistling in a pub

Anyone whistling in a pub should be barred for life.

@johndyer1958 @fesshole @AlysenMiller Even worse if reform get in

@fesshole @AlysenMiller Wales in a great place after 20 years of labour....

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

@WelderGuy77 @curiosityonx Complete fucking wanker

@curiosityonx Yeah, it's spraying death

View of a Boeing 747 at cruise speed from another plane.

Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-fr… via @38degrees

@OfficialHuey @QuercusBooks Just bought it, present for my wife

Huge gratitude and thanks to everyone who's gotten their copy of my new book, "Huey Morgan; The Fun Lovin' Criminal" It's out now in print and on audiobook. Signed copies are still available, link in bio... @QuercusBooks

@archivetvmus71 @1980sRewind One of my all time favourite bands, but was too young to go and see them live

Top of the Pops (28th August 1980). Ian Dury & The Blockheads are at number 39 in the hit parade with I Want To Be Straight.

@GavinVincent @DanRunsLong @Rainmaker1973 So you looked in your mirror then?

@DanRunsLong @Rainmaker1973 i found a retard and i didn't even have to try.

@TheWatchWanker Watch should be Bell & End

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@scottiebateman 175 mph on a Kawasaki ZZR1100

I wonder what the fine and points would be for getting caught doing 678 KPH (421 MPH) on the freeway. This Polish MiG 29 crew are going to find out. 😂🫣 What’s your fastest (on a track obviously) ? #aviation

@wonderofscience So that’s where they got the idea for The Abyss

Sea butterflies swim and drift freely through the ocean, carried along with the currents, feeding on plankton. This species, Corolla spectabilis, has been recorded in European and mid-latitude coastlines of the Americas. 📽: Chris Gug

@neworder 1963, Krafty, Crystal

My favourite New Order song is…