Bone Music

Who wants to submit a track for a TFL album? Pick a line, make at least 5 field recordings, assemble a track 10 mins max. Manipulation and additional instrumentation is fine. Deadline tbc Lines taken: Jubilee Line - me Metropolitan line: Phil Pike Northern Line @RobinTheFog

Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires. You should know which side you're on.

Nigel Farage has said that the handgun ban in the UK is ridiculous. The ban was introduced after the tragedy of Dunblane. His comments are a disgrace and an insult to all those who lost their lives at Dunblane. The ban must never be reversed.

BREAKING: International Law

Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela. How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

I don't want to intrude on the @UKLabour post mortem, but - lads and lasses - you know when you told the left of the party to fuck off and referred to them as fleas that had been shaken off? Maybe start there.

The most painful part of ADHD isn't avoiding laundry. It's avoiding the art, the writing, or the game you’ve been dying to play all week. I am not just procrastinating work. I am ghosting my own happiness because the "Start" button in my brain is broken.

@justaformerfan @stundholz ❤️

@stundholz person, don’t fucking listen to them. It’s not too late to start over with whatever you’re dealing with. You still have time. Make 2026 the year you start over with whatever the fuck you need to start over with. You’ll never regret it.

The greatest evil of modernity is the collective delusion that everyone can start over, that any life, once wasted in its particular, irreversible way, can still be renewed like a field left fallow, or a forgiven debt. We betray others by telling them that they still have time.

This video is straight propaganda disguised as journalism. The claims aren’t supported by any statewide data, so here’s what Massachusetts actually looks like after nearly a decade of legal cannabis. Addiction rates in Massachusetts haven’t skyrocketed as predicted. They remain in the low single digits for the general adult population. National numbers haven’t meaningfully changed in a decade. The major studies (NSDUH and NESARC) show no massive spike. What has changed is access to treatment, because cannabis tax revenue now funds programs the state never had money for before. Psychosis rates tell the same story. Every time a headline warns about “cannabis induced schizophrenia,” researchers check population data, and the result doesn’t budge. There is no surge in psychosis after legalization in Colorado, Washington, California, or Massachusetts. The large studies from 2023 to 2025 in the UK, Denmark, Canada, and the US say the same thing. If someone already has a strong genetic risk, very heavy use can move the timeline up a bit. But overall population rates don’t suddenly jump. Youth cannabis use has actually gone down, despite what the talking points claim. In Massachusetts, teen use dropped from 24% in 2016 (before legalization) to around 18% today. Early legal states show the same downward trend. Colorado’s teen use rate is down 35% from its peak. Regulated retail ID checks do what the illicit market never did. Drug dealers don’t check IDs. Here’s what actually happened instead in MA: -More than 100,000 fewer cannabis arrests since reforms began which consists of mostly young Black and Latino people who no longer end up with a record. -Everything sold in a regulated dispensary is lab tested, so pesticides and contaminated products don’t reach consumers. -Nearly $2 billion in cannabis tax revenue in Massachusetts alone, funding schools, addiction treatment, veterans programs, and infrastructure. The only “promise” that never came true was the prediction that society would collapse. It didn’t. Scrapping the entire legal system and handing the market back to street dealers because of a few sensational headlines doesn’t protect anyone. It just gives cartels and gangs their untaxed and unregulated illicit market back. Massachusetts voters approved cannabis legalization in 2016 by seven points. Almost a decade later, the results are right in front of us. Don’t let this reefer madness era propaganda fool you.

Who agrees that cannabis is much safer than alcohol? 🤔

@aubrey_huff Hahahaha fucking hell 😆

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.” Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.” Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

@IAmJessPlant @waitrose He needs back pay for the two years also

I believe that @waitrose need to offer this young man a paid job. This experience shows how in some circumstances "volunteering" and work placement schemes can exploit chronically ill, disabled and neurodivergent people. This needs to stop.

@frombretoyou Yessss

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

@StoneAxeRecords" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@StoneAxeRecor… stoneaxerecords.bandcamp.com/artists I'll do a proper promo later but I'm co-running a new record label and we have some cool releases coming up - not just idiot chancers like me but some real amazing talent. Please help a guy out and follow on YT and BC

I've put an old Bone Music track up - possibly the finest ever conservatory performance of experimental music by an idiot in a ski suit youtu.be/3cnQIrRUbgc?si…

@nadirabianca_ I feel unwell, cheers for that

@World0fEcho I've only had contrast once I felt a little rough but not that bad.

@CBullockAudio does the contrast f___ you up the way it did to me? felt like I was gonna throw up. still feel sick 12 hours later

today I got to learn firsthand that getting an MRI sounds like someone who sucks at music fucking with a synth

@TheCheapShowPod I dunno maybe that's what they were going for but they've put it in the future which doesn't make any sense

@CBullockAudio Is it just "George Michael is so successful that any old shit of his is a hit?"

Also, can anyone explain that first joke to me... And then the next 5 things on that card as well...