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It’s not howes fault it’s not the players, it’s the system I’d rather us not get Europe because if you don’t theres just no chance of you being able to compete on any front the following season when your a growing club trying to show ambition this is what footballs come to #NUFC

I don’t think I’ve seen a squad lose as many points from winning positions as this Newcastle United side… just end the season enough is enough #NUFC

Ws in the chat

@PolitlcsUK @SkyNews Illegals to the front lines first it all makes sense. Hopefully that’s the play because no matter what way you paint it no one’s fighting for Charlie & fucking kier Starmer 🤣💀

🚨 NEW: The UK is preparing a new plan to ready the whole nation for the transition to war [@SkyNews]

@SafcDom99 Don’t remember asking or caring about your past ownership tbh dom mate

@CalixNUFC How nice of you but I was 15 hahaha, we had one of the worst owners in the country on the brink of going bust, plenty of positive momentum now though with good ownership structure

Leeds and Newcastle at Wembley in major competitions 🥴

@ProRecoil There’s no way your acting like we didn’t just play in the knock outs of CL against the best team in the world in a different country 72 hours before you ‘dog walked’us after having a full week to prepare for a significantly fatigued side to score a 90th minute winner have a word

@CalixNUFC There’s no way you’re trying to suggest your “trophy winning side” didn’t get dog walked after being gifted a goal where we battered you from being 1-0 down? & your star striker in the first game thought he was playing for the elite team in the derby so scored one for us?

You’re either competing for Europe or not wdym possibly you raging div 💀

@SafcDom99 Also you were fucking 4 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

@CalixNUFC I’m not Google do some research, I have seen it in person

@SafcDom99 12 years ago 😭💀 I’ve seen my team lift it in person son 😏

@ProRecoil There’s no shot you just said dog walked over a own goal and a 90th minute winner 😭💀

@CalixNUFC Competing or not we dog walked you lot twice

@SafcDom99 When was the last time you were there in a major tournament?

@CalixNUFC Good luck in the semi finals didn’t realise you made it

@piersmorgan The irony in this full scenario is hilarious btw you make a living off interviewing cunts at their lowest but you’ll dodge talksport after an Arsenal defeat 💀

I’ll come back on in a few weeks when Arsenal have won the League and Spurs have been relegated. See how keen you are then for a chat…

“Eythan wa garna be late for the tewa” “A nar mar but a neyd to tweyt about the mags again”

@PedriEra__ @PavlovicEra_ @RoyalKimmich Wait until you realise he’s a Newcastle fan too brother 🪦

Bro...

Mackem day trippers out in force, imagine spending your holiday going to one of Barcelona’s biggest if not the biggest attraction & all you can think about is your rivals played football there and sang songs about you 😂 what a gargantuan ming 💀🤣

@allenanalysis And yet you lot are hating on the world for not joining your fake war and here you are finding out why advanced technology beyond comprehension getting destroyed by some ‘tribes’ in the desert.. your everything you’re taught to hate 😂

🚨#BREAKING: Two nights ago Trump stood before the nation and said: “Iran’s Navy is gone. Their Air Force is in ruins. We are going to bring them back to the stone ages.” Tonight an American F-15 was shot down over Iran. US Special Forces are taking fire from Iranian tribes as they race to reach the crew. Iranian state TV just put a bounty on American pilots. The navy that was gone shot down an F-15. The air defenses that were destroyed targeted an American aircraft. The country that was defeated is offering rewards for American prisoners. Trump declared victory. Iran is hunting our pilots.

Sunderland fans when they realise they done the double over Newcastle & still finish below them and have to watch them in Europe (again) next season flying out to Spain for the summer

@utdHarryy Yous literally sing about shearer every season because he turned you down who’s forcing what now?

Newcastle fans are an embarrassment bunch I can’t lie. It’s like they’re trying so hard to start a rivalry with us for some reason. Your rivals are Sunderland not us, focus on them.

Some times in life you just have to sit down while simultaneously throwing your hands up and huffing to yourself as way to admit it’s just been a shite couple weeks being a mag man.. and it’s only going to get worse as summer comes 🫠 #NUFC