Onion Knight

Jake Gyllenhaal all today

@tom_peters Please put the lead paint chips down, Sir

I just watched One Battle After Another. I’ve probably been going to movies for 75 years, and it was clearly the worst movie I have ever seen. I cannot find any saving grace whatsoever. (A better title “a bunch of people mindlessly being the shit out of each other over and over.”)

@GolfProTrades @ShawnDulin @ABC no one cares dude

Oh Shawny Shawn Shawn (who spells Sean that way 😅) I’m American, born n raised, in the 70’s, pledging allegiance to the flag before you were born. Grandad stormed Normandy Beach, Das fought in Vietnam. Everything about me is American. Yup, my profession took me to Europe for much of the year….I already said it would be better to have X verify citizenship rather than location. But I’m not worried bout a dude who has a soccer field as his backdrop, talk about un-American 😂😂

A man is facing attempted murder charges after prosecutors in Seattle say he tried to push a stranger in front of a moving train. abcnews.link/b2yS5QD

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

@GoldLoverXo @KellyPhill59963 @dbongino hey man, was hoping you could help clarify things and answer my question. I'm sure you just missed it.

@GoldLoverXo @KellyPhill59963 @dbongino and how many times did Iran kill US soldiers in those 48 years prior to the last month?

Today is March 30th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@Cobratate sure thing Lil Gup

Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you. She wants to be with me. Because I’m richer and more famous than you are. Luckily for you - I don’t want her.

"Is that guy that liked to tackle his own teammates still playing for Virginia Tech?" - My wife asking about Parker Clements

@brucefenton @MouseFahy so go donate 60,000 to Democrats now then. Stop feigning concern. It doesn't absolve of the mess you created

I’m a Republican. I supported Trump. I raised money for him, I voted for him. I donated $60,000 to his campaign. Trump lied. He rugpulled us all. I didn’t vote for Lindsey Graham / America Second policies. You can disagree with me if you want. It’s your right to be fooled. But if you say I have “TDS” or am a “liberal” you need a new argument. There are millions of conservatives and members of the now torched “broad coalition” just like me. The only ones left supporting him are MAGA always Trumpers who place the man above the policies and our country.

Holy shit. I love college basketball

@Truthful_ast @Mr_Axel_Gear no lol. You're gaslighting yourself if you actually think that

@Mr_Axel_Gear Simply not true, you could say normal things but not agreeing with the government got you banned and hit with something unrelated while support would lie or ignore you.

Twitter pre-Elon was literally 99% propaganda and you’d get suspended for going against whatever the news narrative was lol

@CPAC can't believe you let Druski sneak into CPAC again 😭

The Left is erasing women—letting men into our spaces, stealing opportunities, and even blocking a women’s museum to push their agenda. We’re not standing for it. We’ve got a country to save.

Day drinking is tiring in your mid 30s

@JoeConchaTV Your boy is a pedophile lol

81 million views on this. Enjoy your time in hell.

@Jessicang75 @CuriosityonX Your lack of brain folds is showing

@CuriosityonX Again. We never been there. We went to make a film in Nevada desert fake it as moon. People are not stupid

BREAKING🚨: We are going back to the Moon for the first time in 54 years on April 1, and no one is talking about it.

@LearnToToad I'd say voting for a pedophile who also raped a woman and also cheated on his pregnant wife with a porn star is more destructive.

Sports teams are intentionally doing this during the Easter season in an effort to further and further destroy Christianity

I need Netflix to get LaMelo Ball and Tiger Woods in a street car race going.

@tedcruz working hard as usual

This week, I chaired a hearing in a Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Arctic Frost. By any measure, Arctic Frost was orders of magnitude worse than Watergate. More on Verdict: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/air…

JFC get a professional driver already

@mark_wildman2 @RNCResearch @TMZ you definitely do not have a PhD or a wife

@RNCResearch @TMZ Bernie is a socialist scam artist. He only cares about enriching himself at the cost of everyone else.

@TheVotersSay @SpencerHakimian they don't even have nuclear suicide vests in the Mission Impossible movies you imbecile

@SpencerHakimian You have never heard of dirty bombs? The threat is real and it’s not new.

🚨BREAKING: JD VANCE SAYS IRAN WAS ABOUT TO USE NUCLEAR SUICIDE VESTS IN SUPERMARKETS