Mayordev
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Mayordev
@CodeMayor
| Web Development || JavaScript|| Node.js || React.js || mariner's, Shipping management || Nautical science
Lagos, Nigeria 加入时间 Aralık 2020
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@jaybeethefourth So what happen when you change the product and don't get boil again ?
What can you say about that
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The accumulation of dead microorganisms blocking your sweat pores over time due to the fact that you're using antiperspirant is the reason why you have boil in your armpits
🥷👎🏾@jmikhe
Btw, Nivea roll on causes boil on the underarms
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@Lala80847543 @jmikhe @IAmGeezy_K Me I no go bath at night? Them no born me well I can't even sleep if I don't bathe at night, and not even shower but real bath with soap
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@jmikhe @IAmGeezy_K They left it on till next day without bathing. That's how you get boil from it.
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@am33r__105 I comment on your video on tiktok and I'm still here to say,. This video is superb
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@MehyorOfficial @DrealTobi_ @IamSeminire Just 2k for one meal per day and I will be thinking how I'm spending lavishly
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@DrealTobi_ @IamSeminire Eating a proper meal feels like mismanagement of funds 😂
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Bro a room self-con in central mainland is going for 1.5 million naira annually.
Minimum wage is 77k naira.
Only 2.4% of Nigerians earn above 200k in the cooperate world as salary.
A foreign used 2005 Toyota Corolla is going for 8 million naira.
A bag of cement is 12k naira.
1k which is our highest currency note can’t get you a meal, also can’t get you a liter of fuel.
Pls is this how we will keep adjusting to these mâdness? Because i cannot can anymore. 😤
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@morenikeji_48 @DrealTobi_ I want to buy water pure water and I have this 20 naira sum to 100, the seller gladly reject it that they don't want it, I have to give aboki to help me change it
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@DrealTobi_ Bro, someone gave my brother 2 #20 naira notes and 10 naira as change. I made a comment that i don't believe the notes still exist that it's been so long since I saw it. That evening, my brother went to buy something and Aboki rejected it.
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@DrealTobi_ I spend 2k to get at least decent but not decent meal and I will still be blaming and feeling how I'm wasting money
Ahh this Nigeria must not continue like this o
Dash a children 100-200 naira now them go just dey look you like you give them nothing and I can't even blame dem
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@CodeMayor @the234saint @honour_can_code I love this comment, it made me realize that he is speaking based on tool he uses. Yeah, the programmer is bad but that doesn’t mean there aren’t people that are bad at using wordpress as well.
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una agenda dey always funny me.
btw node.js no be programming language 🫵
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@CodeMayor @Tegadesigns @MiracleAgitan_ @TechnicalBben You can’t blame them! Why fix something that’s not broken? 😂
Until SM stop working they won’t see the need!
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This is poverty mentality sha.
What do you mean ₦50,000 for 2,000 businesses?
How long will that take? Is this whining?
I disagree like mad.
Technical Ben@TechnicalBben
You can build websites for small businesses at ₦50,000. Do that for 2,000 businesses over time, that’s ₦100 million. And it doesn’t stop there. A team of 4 Developer Designer Marketer Sale guy Retainer 10-20k per month. You will cook. No be everything be $ paying gig.
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@YusufAsunmogejo So before the man come there has not been a doctor?
Doctor has been treating people since thousands years ago even before any science of school or even technology
How do you think the Yoruba know of herb 🌿 after all this man you are talking about was not even from my race
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If we say, the Prophet they detest so much taught this 1400 years ago, they will still argue. How an unlettered Arab man knew all these 1400 years ago should not rile you up. It’s divine. No civilization or culture at the time could. Give honor to whom it’s due. Don’t hate. Learn.
I know you all will abuse me as usual.
Dr. Chinonso Egemba@aproko_doctor
Emeka! This is how to increase the amount of semen you produce.
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@mrsriddim @Tegadesigns @MiracleAgitan_ @TechnicalBben Bro I don genuinely meet a business man that I actually see that he need website but baba choose to go with tiktok and Instagram rather than to spend 300k+ for imaginary website up
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@CodeMayor @Tegadesigns @MiracleAgitan_ @TechnicalBben 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro e dey surprise me say people dey talk online like say we no dey Nigeria! I know a lot of business men I can approach to build website, but they’ll question you if it brings money 😂
I rather run ads for them and setup their sM pages than website! 500k? 🤣🤣 block!
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@rukky_nate Airtel and cheap data in the same sentence
Airtel data is not cheap and the dey suck data no be here
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MTN will sell expensive data for you. the internet will be fast. but they’ll end up stealing it.
Airtel will sell cheap data for you. aje you can’t browse with it, only WhatsApp.
GLO will sell fast and cheap data for you at 10am. by 10:30 you have only 20% left.
MTN – wicked but works
Airtel – affordable frustration
GLO – enjoy now, cry later
Is 9mobile still alive?
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@mrsriddim @Tegadesigns @MiracleAgitan_ @TechnicalBben They rather use Whatsapp and Instagram, a vendor I know that is making sales really well she is my friend I just told her to pay for domain and hosting let me get her a website the girl say money too much, she go dey post am for Whatsapp, na that one I go ask 500k?
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@Tegadesigns @MiracleAgitan_ @TechnicalBben Who go pay am for Naija? 😂😂😂 una no real at all!
They rather use WhatsApp and instagram than website!
Even businesses that are making real money can’t even see the need for a website! Take Neo for instance! He just did a website recently! And he’s been in business for long.
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@Tegadesigns @MiracleAgitan_ @TechnicalBben Even as a beginner I should charge 500k for a website?
Omo this take
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@MiracleAgitan_ @TechnicalBben That rate is too low walahai , nothing below 500,000 per website .
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@Winzystudios @TechnicalBben The aim is that while you are still struggling to bag client, build the one available to keep you going and also get something for your portfolio
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@TechnicalBben 50k?? Lmaooo. Ben, I no gree for this one. Thats hosting and domain money
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You can build websites for small businesses at ₦50,000. Do that for 2,000 businesses over time, that’s ₦100 million.
And it doesn’t stop there.
A team of 4
Developer
Designer
Marketer
Sale guy
Retainer 10-20k per month.
You will cook.
No be everything be $ paying gig.
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Now this client wanted to make a call and they paid a samsung user and it took 4 weeks and they couldn’t deliver.
she became impatient and contacted us
We stepped in with a GLO sim, made the call faster, and charged double for airtime
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1. Broke Theon till he’ll only answer to Reek.
2. Chopped off his cock and ate it
3. Fed his step mother and her newly born son to the dogs
4. Asked Rickon to run to his brother just so he can kill him just when they thought they were about to be reunited.
5. Fed his lover’s body to the dogs cause it was “waste of good meat”.
Temi 💨@__temiszn
Who’s more cold-blooded and impulsive?
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I’m giving $2,000 to the best web developer who designs this.
If you’re a web developer, I need you to build an e-commerce website for my store launching on 2nd April.
This is a challenge, and I’m looking for developers who are confident in their skills and can stand strong competition.
If you know you’re exceptional, this is for you.
Your task is simple.
Build the website, host is it on Vercel, post the link on X, and tag me.
The best developer wins 🏃🏃🏃
TINA BROWN | LOGO QUEEN@realtinabrown_
Dear Graphic designers, Min Moses Bliss has a life changing opportunity for you. 🚶🏽♀️
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