I am describing my ex wife.
Pls respond to me
Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez
Claude find me a 5'2 dark haired girl aged 20-23 with tattoos who does CrossFit. Make no mistakes
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Colonel Keezner
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Colonel Keezner
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Men shouldn't have Instagram accounts in the first place
miss information@intelligentpawg
as a man (or really anybody over the age of 22) you should not be posting instagram notes
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Meant to die during battle far away in a foreign country
Forced to live in a web of systems created by people aren’t alive anymore, managed by people with low IQ and now being amplified to be even worse by AI
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@babybunnerfly God knew what he was doing when he put that freckle there
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@nnnyquil They got oddly specifc with the "I'm weirdly attracted to"
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@SterlingWest I feel like shit every time I eat their food. Probably because when I do go there, I order two sandwiches, an order of nuggets, two orders of fries and lemonade.
Waiting in line for food is also one of my biggest pet peeves
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Chick-Fil-A offered me a free sandwich, even though they make me sick now I figured why not
Been here in the drive thru line for 15 minutes
Free sandwich is now costing me time and money and I’ll be sick later
Never again!
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Just makes it hard to breathe.
Don't buy one unless you're training for "Murph"🇺🇸
😉 Nichole@Nickym49
Are weighted vests legit or just a gimmick? Thinking of trying one on my runs
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In high school I wouldn't date this girl because she was 2 1/2 years younger than me.
I was a junior (16) and she was a freshman (14).
One of my biggest regrets
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