Uncle Tifa (Elon Musk is a moron)

Dog owners, stop leaving your dog's shit on the sidewalk! Pick it up! And mail it to the @NRA 11250 Waples Mill Rd, Fairfax, VA 22030.

Need biz insurance in CA? Avoid @MPXInsurance. With them for a few years, then get a 2-line email, about a slight change required, but omit the fact that this little change is going to cost you 4x what you were paying. Fuck MPX and fuck Rocco Demateis. Caveat emptor, I guess.

The officials called Kadarius Toney for being a few inches offsides and then proceeded to completely ignore Von Miller being offsides on the very next play 😂

@FSSOSEQ Welp.

@CoreyRittmaster Dobbs - Over the past 2 games, the Raiders defense has struggled against quarterbacks, allowing over 300 total yards, 2 touchdowns, and over 18.6 fantasy points.

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I am Jewish and it is easy to explain Zionism. It is a political ideology of settler-colonialism that requires the extermination of Palestinians. Stop, listen, learn, and deconstruct this wretched weaponization of Judaism. May we all dismantle this atrocity in our lifetime.

@fmfa94 @RepStefanik @Penn You’re wrong.

One down. Two to go. This is only the very beginning of addressing the pervasive rot of antisemitism that has destroyed the most “prestigious” higher education institutions in America. This forced resignation of the President of @Penn is the bare minimum of what is required. These universities can anticipate a robust and comprehensive Congressional investigation of all facets of their institutions negligent perpetration of antisemitism including administrative, faculty, and overall leadership and governance. @Harvard and @MIT, do the right thing. The world is watching. In the case of @Harvard, President Gay was asked by me 17x whether calling for the genocide of Jews violates Harvard’s code of conduct. She spoke her truth 17x. And the world heard. In the case of @MIT, Dr. Kornbluth answered the question. “If targeted at individuals” ie dehumanizing the Jewish people in her answer.

Here’s where we’re at: The “pro-life” @GOP is risking the life of an actual breathing person in order to “save” a fetus with no chance to live. Tell me more about the “sanctity of life”, you fucking idiots.

@laralogan Smart people.

Who still believes this garbage?

We're putting the final touches on Lando’s birthday surprise in Vegas, just in time for the guest of honor to arrive. Stay tuned to see Lando’s reaction IRL! #HiltonVroomService

Please tell me the crowd all chanted “wanker” at him.

Did you know that 2 million Americans need prosthetic care, and many lack insurance coverage? Jason Sudeikis and Billy Brimblecom joined #MorningJoe to share how the #Thundergong charity concert and @movingamputees aims to make a difference #ProstheticCare #Thundergong #givesteps

could I have moved with more urgency to resolve this situation? of course! but these studios pay me over 3 million annually to grind labor so I have to at least PUT ON A SHOW so it seems like I have value beyond a predictable and now-obsolete union busting playbook 🙄

we’re now 6 months into these strikes. half a year of jobs lost and lives destroyed. and when I look back at it all, I mostly just can’t believe how mean everyone has been to me. all I ever wanted to do was bankrupt creative people on behalf of a few monopolistic tech companies

@JoyceCarolOates The top one means that both symbols are clearly listed in the car's manual. The bottom one indicates that you need to learn how to read.

Does anyone know what these cryptic symbols mean in a Subaru? Have looked through the handbook hopelessly.

@GOPJosh20 What an adorable group of little girls.

The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

@Bennypwins76 @KSeaboldt Hahaha with pleasure. It’s awesome here. 🤣

@CoreyRittmaster @KSeaboldt Stay in commiefornia

@Bennypwins76 @KSeaboldt “Chocking”? “Wire taped”? Wow, some real Einsteins we’re dealing with here, I see. 🤣🤣🤣

@KSeaboldt The FBI wire taped the chief of staff of an American president

@FatalDreidel @kberkopes @PeterHotez @RobertKennedyJr And Fataldreidel is an antisemitic piece of shit.

Yesterday an intruder climbed the fence at my home and was arrested. After being released from police custody later in the day, he immediately returned to my home and was arrested again.

@KaiserinEllen Why?

BUR -> LAS #Dannering