Dan Simpson

75 Day challenge starts today 🤝

How Elneny is a pro footballer is beyond me

This is embarrassing 😂😂

@_josh_reynolds Gunna look like this at the end of the pandemic

You’re an idiot if you’re still following the rules set by these fucking donkeys

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

@CallumFletche10 Aguero couldn’t even tie Henry’s shoelaces mate

@CallumFletche10 If you’re talking about goal scoring ability you’d have to say Shearer or as an all round package you’d say Henry, you’re simply saying Aguero to be edgy 😂

@CallumFletche10 Shut up, you muppet 😂

@lydswilkinson @_katiehewittx

Forget elf on the shelf...here's

@SMay91 @AlexaBliss_WWE You still coming back for more greasy bollocks? Ain’t you got some wwe to watch or even better touch some kids ?

@DaanSimpson @AlexaBliss_WWE I suppose impersonating my team mate is better than trying to look like Ronan Curtis.

#wwetlc #talkingsmack I'm in love with @AlexaBliss_WWE absolutely gorgeous being champ suits you well done my girl

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Wow bro !! You put so much effort into that!! If only you put that much effort into finding a half decent Mrs you wouldn’t be so miserable

@DaanSimpson @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Sure. They can be found at dansimpsonsisamong.co.uk/learnhowtoplay…

Good performance from the boys today considering the hangovers and short of numbers, referee may as well have been wearing yellow, we move onto the challenge cup next week #UTJ

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Send me a link to your polos as well mate, really want a pink one !!!

@DaanSimpson @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves My kids are 10 and 7 and they are more of a person than you’ll ever be. They have dignity and respect, and one day, eventually, you will get it too. Until then, stay the same pathetic, insignificant, petty useless worm that you are.

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Shut up you absolute drip. I’m praying they don’t end up with that same hairline because it will be a long and miserable life

@SMay91 @JubileeReserves Tell me more mate, I love WWE !!

@DaanSimpson @JubileeReserves Cool story bro mine was Jeff Hardy not that it is important now.

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves Did you do the same with your kids mush? I’m sure they will be embarrassed seeing the haircut and polos you rock

@DaanSimpson @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves I feel sorry for you. Not many mothers keep their afterbirth and reject the child.

@Matt_Wright_89 @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves The embarrassing thing is you’re actually shagging that thing as well 😂😂 I feel for you mate, i really do

@DaanSimpson @Jordanlawther21 @JubileeReserves I don’t think yours would love to hear that!

@SMay91 @JubileeReserves Who’s your fav wrestler ? Mines John Cena when I was 11 years old

@DaanSimpson @JubileeReserves Going back to posts from 5 years ago, you melt get a life. Haha.

@SMay91 @AlexaBliss_WWE The sexiest one

@DaanSimpson @AlexaBliss_WWE So which lad is you? The profile pic or the cover pic?