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@jewishbettormma I had her landing over 1.5 takedowns thank god cuz she let Alice up like a retard after that

@onlydubsX this bitch actually a demon lol

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔

@FearedBuck Bro what lmfao 😂😭💀

Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan an insane story about how his baby mama became pregnant with their daughter. “Her mother tried to set me up to have the baby. She injected my sp—m in her and ran to the bathroom and locked the door and that’s how we had her, she don’t even know I know this, but i’m telling it to the world. When I came, I used to c-m on her stomach, fold my towel nicely by the bed, because I would want to wipe it off of her stomach. Most of her relationships only last for two months or whatever because she was a promiscuous woman, I didn’t know it at the time, I only found out this thing by reading her journal, she didn’t know I read her journal either. I did what I do, I had a good n-t and I n-t on her stomach, this time I went and got the towel and tried to wipe it off but she hit my hand so hard, I thought she hit my hand like a home run, like a baseball player do a baseball bat but she screamed NO as if she was being r-ped, she got up so quickly and ran to the bathroom and locked the door. 2 weeks later she was pregnant with my daughter” (via: Piers Morgan Uncensored)

@BIBlBIB Movie was great but I read the book and was a little biased. It’s long as fuck so be prepared to get out of there late lol

is project hail mary worth rushing out at 9pm to make it to its last imax screening

@sportsRgay I needed Chase to absorb more shots to the dome there wtffff multiple parlays cooked on SS

Dammit lance not like that

@sportsRgay Lmfaoooo what a rollercoaster of emotions that was 💀

Ahhahahahahhahaha Hahahaha OMFG

Are these judges smoking crack??? #UFCSeattle

@sportsRgay Two awful robberies tonight holy shit

I regret not playing these individually too. Lance we neeeedd youuuuu

@CageWarriors @shemrockufc @UFCFightPass He’s on PIP with the UFC right now, needs the side jobs

The Shem Show is Coming to Rome 🎙️🔥 @ShemRockUFC is on commentary duties once again as we return to The Eternal City on April 11th! 🇮🇹 📺 Watch #CW204 live on @UFCFightPass

@RedCorner_MMA @TheMacLife I do not like this game plan whatsoever

Israel Adesanya reveals gameplan to make Joe Pyfer miss and shut down takedowns 👀🔥 “I go straight at him… attack him right away.” “When he tries to hit me, I’m not there.” “If he shoots, I’ll stuff the takedown.” “I just want to make him hit fresh air.” Via: @TheMacLife

@THATBOYMMAGURU Post your picks later tonight piglet

I just posted my breakdown of the new Netlfix MVP MMA card that is actually STACKED with Rousey vs Carano, Ngannou vs Lins, Diaz vs Perry and more, talking about how Dana White and the UFC feel intimidated by this new threat in the game. Check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=BW9juD…

@arielhelwani What a joke lmao

Colby Covington on how he sees the rest of his career unfolding: "Unless it’s a high-level, entertaining, big-name fight, I’m just going to put my all into RAF. If the UFC can’t use me, then I’m glad RAF and Chad Bronstein can."

@RedCorner_MMA @MikeChandlerMMA Dude needs to knock it off with the strength and conditioning and sharpen his defense (he never will)

Michael Chandler in preparation for his return at the White House🔥👀 Via: @MikeChandlerMMA

@wilfosho12 @arielhelwani MVP knocked me down too forgot most of his fights fr

@DatMMAguy @arielhelwani How are u an mma guy if u don’t watch fights

Michael “Venom” Page explains why he walked out to Michael Jackson’s “They Don’t Care About Us": "I’ve spoken about being frustrated with the decisions that were made. I think the main one for me was the fact that they put a young kid, who's super talented, but has only had one fight in the UFC, as a co-main event. I felt disrespected... I’ve delivered some really entertaining fights, given people a lot to talk about, and made a lot of noise... I think the majority of fans were there to see me. That was a bit annoying, so I felt like it was relevant."

@ExpoMMA_ @arielhelwani He shoved him lol but he did have knockdowns against Holland got fact checked

@DatMMAguy @arielhelwani

@slutgrave @arielhelwani Oh yeah you right how could I forget those performances!!! I stand corrected

@DatMMAguy @arielhelwani He knocked down cannonier twice and Kevin holland 3 times in his debut lmaoo

@LastKingsmanMMA Just fight someone who they think can beat you, I’ll never get tired cashing on your fights as the underdog 😂

Who would you like to see me fight next?

@keita_losene @UFCFRA I faded you and made 150 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Quel moment incroyable de vivre ça. Après 1 an et demi sans combattre , j’ai fait mes débuts a l’UFC et je me suis prouvé à moi même que j’ai ma place à ce niveau. Le résultat n’a pas été en ma faveur une split dans la ville de mon adversaire mais il n’y a aucune déception ici. Seulement de la progression, des leçons, et de la dalle. Je suis allé au combat face à un vétéran sur son propre terrain. Ce n’est que le début. Affamé. Concentré. En évolution. Je reviendrai et la prochaine fois, il n’y aura aucun doute. Merci à tous ceux qui croient en moi et à tous ceux qui sont venus me soutenir. Je suis vraiment béni. Je vous promets de vous rendre tous fiers la prochaine fois.

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