David Kerr

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"July the 19th. What's so special about July the 19th?"

@SkySportsF1 🥱🥱🥱😴😴😴😴😴😴

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE CANADIAN GRAND PRIX! 🏆🇨🇦

#OnThisDay #OTD April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when "22 Short Films About Springfield" first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

"Why didn't someone tell me?!"

Happy Retirement @_Davy_Russel_ A great friend and an even better jockey. Enjoy your retirement from all of us at Cullentra!

@chicagotown Salt & pepper chicken 👍

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“Wait a second!”

Keep on entertaining the fans @richarlison97 and taking the retribution 🤣 #football

"Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down?"

Following @theformanalyst’s tweets in recent months has been heartbreaking and inspiring in equal measures We’re sure Graeme would want everyone to take a look at this graphic too. Seek medical help if you’re concerned

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

Hey Belfast! That’s you so it is!

Sadiooo 🕺🏽🔴

@askryanair We got sorted on the phone thank you 👍

@askryanair hi, could someone help me with changing seats pls?

@camposdezafiro Cunts