David Edache, Ph.D.

@614clinton 🤣🤣

After my youngest daughter fixed my computer, I overheard her talking with one of her friends saying it was just an "ID ten T error. They both starting laughing. Not wanting to appear dumb, I walked away and wrote down the code. ID10T. She was never my favorite kid anyway.

@trigottista 😂😂

If Peter Obi write you letter say he dey come Edo State, you fit read and understand am? Okpegwolo

QUEEN COCO 👑 #RolandGarros

True true, 2baba na baba.

@theberneese 😂😂

Casemiro has never lost an european final Tottenham:

Today, my heart is overwhelmed with a joy words can barely hold. I think the time is finally right to share this story… In 2018, I met Jamiu. He was a curious kid, brilliant and full of light. At the time, he was working as a roadside mechanic in the slums of Majidun, Ikorodu. I invited him and his brother Ayomide to our weekend chess academy. I immediately grew very fond of them as they were very talented and of great character as well. When I asked to meet their parents, he led me to a tiny shed and hugged a woman with the kindest smile. “That’s my mum” he said. I noticed her leg was amputated. She had lost her right leg in a tragic accident: while scavenging for plastic bottles at a dump site to feed her children, an excavator ran over her. She was never taken to the hospital as there was no money to sort the medical bills. Her Husband had abandoned her as soon as Jamiu was born so they never got to meet their father. That day, I made a quiet vow to never leave them behind. In 2019, their mum fell critically ill. I held her hand as she cried and asked me to take care of her boys if anything happened to her. I reassured her that she was going to remain alive to see her boys excel. It was a promise I couldn’t keep… Two weeks later, she passed. That day, I became a father. They moved in with me. We got them back in school. Jamiu became a chess champion and is currently completing his University education. I’ve watched him grow into a remarkable young man. His brother Ayomide, a track and field star in his final secondary school education year. My heart is full, I’m glad I got to be a part of their story. Today, 7 years later… we’re together in America and Jamiu just won the ICN Chess Championship in New York, ahead of 200+ USCF-rated players, and earned a $500 scholarship. I know your Mum watches you from heaven with a smile 🕊️ Your dreams are boundless Jamiu. Continue to Dare greatly and show the world what you’re truly made of. I fought back tears today because I am immensely proud of you. Mama Jamiu, your boys are doing well. I kept my promise. I always will.

@SamdGreat01 Congratulations doc!

I PHinisheD

5 alive wey be 600 naira before Tinubu enter sef don turn 2,500 420 naira per alive 💔

@emekanu 🤣🤣

APC dey torment even the dead

Update: Four football legends looking for a bar in Barcelona and Miami to watch the @championsleague. Fans were in shock 🫨 #ad

@therealchinwe @Tunde_OD 😂😂

Lmao, excellent crisis management strategy! 😂 If the Jollof flops, just tell them it’s an authentic Ghanaian recipe passed down through generations—very rare, very exclusive. Use big words like ‘heritage cuisine’ and ‘gastronomic diversity’ to distract them. And if anyone questions it, just shake your head wisely and say, ‘Oh chale, you wouldn’t understand—this be real culture!’ 😎😂🔥

I have falsely promised to prepare the best Jollof rice to impress my American friend for a potluck at her daughter’s school. If it turns out badly, I’ll just tell them it’s Ghanaian jollof.

@instablog9ja 😂😂

Worrisdis 🤣😂😂

@eugeniafezza Congratulations Dr. Fezza

I am delighted to share that I have successfully passed my PhD viva and earned the title of Dr. Fezza. I couldn’t have reached this point without the support of my family, friends and supervisors —thank you for being my guiding lights. #phdlife #entomology #IPM #vineweevil🐞🐝🦋

VIDEO: All you need to know about our new, about to be launched Contactless Passport Application System. Phase 1: Canada - Nov. 1 Phase 2: UK, USA, Italy - Nov. 15 Phase 3: Nigeria & the rest of the world - Dec. 1 Process is applicable to only passport renewal #NISContactlessPassport

@boniface_jrn 😂😂

Back to Nigeria 🇳🇬❤️❤️ Next of kin you try ooooo😀

Day 2. Borno state, Maidugiri. Teaching the girls the basic arrangement of the chess pieces with a simple song.

📢📢FIRST TIME IN HISTORY - #DTIGRESS HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE QUARTERFINALS OF THE #OLYMPICS Full Time: Canada 🇨🇦 70 - 79 Nigeria🇳🇬 The Nigerian female Basketball team made history at #Paris2024 , qualifying for the last 8 of the Olympics, recording a remarkable victory over a strong Canadian team who are ranked number 5 in the world!! A team that has been through many highs & lows....#DTigress are marching on into the quarterfinals!! 👏👏 #TeamNigeria #Basketball

The title should be Game of Toddlers. I didn't want it to end 😂😂😂😂😂

Geoff Dahl from @uf_ansci is speaking at #SSR2024 DADE workshop on consequences of heat stress on the dairy cow during late pregnancy.

Do cows prefer to pick on someone their own size? Lean more from a @Animal_DairySci team in the latest issue of the #JournalofDairyScience: doi.org/10.3168/jds.20… #DairyScience #SocietyPubs