David Peake

@TheFungi669 In one these.

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump will be attending church tomorrow.” Is he getting married again? Because he’s only gone to church three times.

@AntiTrumpCanada Not another Jesus Christ superstar.

The motherfucker’s gonna claim he died and will roll out a full resurrection announcement tomorrow, isn’t he?

@Quadcarl Find a brain cell.

Why would Trump go to Walter Reed? Wrong answers only, I’ll go first… He’s fighting windmill cancer.

@PoliTickTalk47 @TheHairyP1ckle @mdesai71 The date is wrong.

@TheHairyP1ckle @mdesai71 It's too grammatically correct

🚨 #BREAKING: IT IS NOW CONFIRMED THAT PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS AT THE WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER. SPECULATION POINTS TO THE PRESIDENT BEING IN CRITICAL CONDITION.🚨

@VectorialData @FinanceLancelot Bollocks.

Jet fuel is always the first to go. It's the hardest petroleum product to refine. Takes the most processing. Uses the most energy. When oil supply gets tight, refineries prioritize gasoline and diesel (cars, trucks, heating). Jet fuel gets cut first. That's why the IEA warned last week: "The biggest problem today is jet fuel and diesel." Your gas went from $3 to $4. Annoying. UK flights getting cancelled. Disruptive. But here's what comes next: if Hormuz stays closed through April, Shell's CEO warned diesel rationing hits Europe. Diesel moves food. Diesel moves medicine. Diesel moves everything. Jet fuel is the canary. Diesel is the mine.

BREAKING: UK airlines warn of jet fuel shortages & cancelled flights as six weeks of supply runs dry

@sionhudson And a Cheshire reg.

Spotted this survivor Peugeot 106 ‘Escapede’ today. 30 years old, 1.5 diesel with 152,000 on the clock. Still doing 10,000 miles a year! What a little trooper.

@Dr_TheHistories @archeohistories That’s not a series 2a Landrover.

16 Men vs 1400 - The British SAS Desert Tactics That Humiliated The US Army The Sultan of Oman's armed forces committed two full infantry battalions to the southern desert in 1972. That's roughly 1,400 men. They brought 67 vehicles, including armored Saladin cars and 3-ton Bedford supply trucks. They built three permanent bases with concrete sangars, razor wire perimeters and generator-powered lighting that could be spotted from 12 km out on a clear night. They had artillery support in the form of 25-pounder sighted at Thumrait and Midway Road. They had Royal Air Force strike masters on call from Salalah Airfield, each loaded with 540 kg bomb loads and Sura rockets. They had a logistics chain stretching 180 km from the port at Raysut through the coastal plain and up onto the Jebal escarpment, requiring a daily convoy of nine trucks to keep supplied. The monthly operating cost ran to 370,000 pounds sterling. In 18 months of operations across the Dhofar interior, these two battalions interdicted exactly four confirmed PFLOAG supply caravans. Four. During the same 18 months, a rotating force of between eight and 16 SAS troopers, organized into four-man patrols aboard stripped-down Series IIA Land Rovers armed with GPMGs and a single Browning heavy machine gun, operating from no fixed base, carrying their water and ammunition on the vehicle and re- supplying from pre-positioned caches buried in the In the gravel plains, these men interdicted, ambushed, or scattered 31 confirmed supply convoys. They destroyed an estimated 14 tons of Soviet and Chinese munitions. They killed or captured over 40 PFLOAG fighters confirmed by Sultan's armed forces intelligence staff. Their total monthly cost, including vehicle maintenance, fuel, rations, and ammunition expenditure, came to roughly 4,800 pounds. One force cost 370,000 a month and caught four caravans. The other cost 4,800 and caught 31. The ratio is not a statistic. The ratio is an indictment. The rebellion in Dhofar had been simmering since 1965, when disaffected Jabali tribesmen took up arms against Sultan Said bin Taimur, a man whose idea of governance was to padlock his country shut and hope modernity passed Oman by entirely. Said ban education, ban radio, ban sunglasses, and made it illegal for his subjects to leave the country without his written permission. When Marxist revolutionaries from neighboring South Yemen, the People's Democratic Republic of Yemen, backed by the Soviet Union and China, offered the mountain tribes guns, ideology, and a future, thousands accepted. © The Point Gossip #drthehistories

@latestinspace Tell them to stop eating curry.

#BREAKING 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a bad burning smell emanating around their toilet

@visionergeo Just in time for the markets to open.

‼️🇺🇲🇮🇷 BREAKING | U.S. President Donald Trump has stated that if Iran does not reopen the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours, “all hell will break loose” upon them. Most likely, after the 48-hour deadline expires, the United States will begin a large-scale campaign targeting Iran’s energy infrastructure. A ground operation is also expected, potentially aimed at seizing Iranian islands, key ports, and Kharg Island. See the latest updates with us: @visionergeo

@GeorgeCochrane1 I will take an XK not bothered which one.

#Caturday #Jaguar

@GeorgeCochrane1 Cortina Lotus please.

Cortina, Ford Cortina Mk1... Reserved.

This is so, so brilliant - needs retweeting over and over again ad nauseam 👇

@stuey_beef Another dickhead.

No one voted for: – EU rules back on our food – 76 Brussels regulations quietly re‑imposed – “Marmalade” banned unless the label says “citrus” first. But that’s Starmer’s “Brexit reset”. A country that can’t even name its own jam isn’t taking back control – it’s giving it away.

@RhonddaBryant I like lemon marmalade.

I like lime marmalade and thick cut orange marmalade.

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

@justaphag6 We were all young so get a life.

Pensioners get free prescriptions. Pensioners get free public transport. Pensioners get their benefits locked. Pensioners get “OAP” discounts at most establishments. 1 in 4 Pensioners are Millionaires. Young working people get fucked, taxed, and then fucked again.

@realalexsanglez @jacksonhinklle @ICEgov They shouldn’t be there in the first place.

@jacksonhinklle You’re American and you’re supporting Iran and hoping that they kill Americans and harm Americans. If you love Iran so much, why are you still living in the United States of America? @ICEgov Please deport the crossed-sided eyes, Jackson.

🤣🇺🇸🇮🇷 WATCH: CNN claims that the fighter jet crew that was shot down in Iran may be helped by the Iranian people because they are “happy that he’s there” ✅ REALITY: Iranian villagers rushed to the scene to capture the crew & were firing rifles at rescue helicopters…

@MittensOff They always come up with this crap “ hundreds of jobs lost “, I have get to see where the jobs are and I’ve been around a long time.

'Lincolnshire hunt says ‘hundreds of jobs will be lost’ if controversial sport is banned.' Start training, or looking for a proper job now then, you've plenty of warning many don't. lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-new…

@_Ochiedike It must be only in America.

Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.

@BillAppledorf @angeloinchina Publicly.

@angeloinchina Itamar Ben-Gvir: A war criminal who should be hanged.

1944 Hitler proudly doing a tour of a labour camp before the execution of jewish detainees. Nahhh Hitler never bragged about killing prisoners, Israelis do.