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@DailyMail Lube, condoms, a curly wurly and a copy of the Beano?

Huw Edwards breaks cover for first time since TV drama as disgraced former BBC broadcaster spotted puffing on vape after trip to the shops trib.al/uuDZybJ

@DJEMEDIA_ If plod doesn't nip all this in the bud around the country, it'll escalate in the run up to summer.

100s of BALACLAVA Rats Terrorise Milton Keynes | * Tonight*

@wjec77 @cavakaggyreborn @realmartinkemp Evidence needed he had tackle in the first place. 😂

@cavakaggyreborn @realmartinkemp Where's his bits gone? ;-)

Spandau Ballet probably never imagined this . Gold @realmartinkemp

@rickygervais I guess Keir Starmer complained because some arseholes let everyone in.

Thanks to the 35 million people who watched Mortality on Netflix. Particularly the ones who complained 😂

@GBNEWS @Alexarmstrong Notice the generation difference. Gen X bloke probably learnt the Roger Bannister record at school, and estimated from that point. Apart from the running enthusiast the rest didn't have a clue.

🏃 We asked GB News staff to guess the fastest men's mile record... @AlexArmstrong's answer was something else...

@thesundaysport A woman's work is a flat rate when a log blocks the u-bend.

On Good Friday? That'll cost

@cavakaggyreborn @blake_sara64710

He's already a million dollars in debt . He spends $1,000 a day on food. WTAF @blake_sara64710 😱😱

@DefiantLs It'll be white man's fault if the mission fails though.

Victor Glover: “I hope one day we can look at this as ‘human history’ not black history or women’s history..”

@_HenryBolton He'll cream his pants on live TV when a non-white person sets foot on the moon in 2028.

I frankly despise this sort of liberal, progressive rubbish. For the record, the first Black astronaut to travel into space was Guion “Guy” Bluford, who flew on the Space Shuttle "Challenger" on 30 August 1983. The Apollo programme ran from 1961 to 1972 (54 years ago), and it's astronauts were selected from a very specific technical skills pool at a particular moment in history. Making this an identity issue frankly sickens me. It is again divisive. It reduces an incredible engineering an scientific achievement down to being one of identity politics. What matters isn't that Apollo astronauts over half a century ago were white men. What matters is that the successful launch of Artemis II is an incredible achievement for all concerned. I wish those onboard a smooth Mission and safe return.

@Laura4667413761 @calvinrobinson Trump is good at ironic humour. It's lost on many.

@calvinrobinson It's called a joke. You really need to get a sense of humor. If you listen to it he is mocking the "no king" protestors and pointing out that he is not a king.

I am with the No Kings lot on this one. Faux pas.

@MattCas04807118 Idea- Remake Castaway 2000. A TV show dump a load of loony lefties on a isolated Scottish Island for a year on their own with no tech. To see how they cope with each other and survive.

This is what the dirty young lefties think of you, the venom in the face of the first weak man🤡🤡 with more hair than testosterone who would cry if you said boo to him in person is laughable. They are so misguided and will never grow out of it, misfits, bad clothes and bad hygiene. 🫡

@testosteroneHAV @lyncey_gilbe @NotFarLeftAtAll @Pabel5Pabel An Austrian bloke in the 30s had a similar idea.

@lyncey_gilbe @NotFarLeftAtAll @Pabel5Pabel And shes correct Pensions living in a 3 bed ours not being economically active is worthless A family should be in that home

Ben Leo clashes with Reem Ibrahim after the GB News guest called to scrap the pension triple lock to use the money to help young Brits She wants your Parents to sell their home to fund their own pension. I wonder if she’d still think the same if her parents had to sell theirs.

@DailyMail There's an interview incoming from the person on their side of the story of the alleged incident isn't there?

BBC sacked Scott Mills after learning alleged victim in police sex offence probe was a child under 16 trib.al/H22wp23

@PaulEmbery It's the 'far right' kicking off the summer of chaos early.

A second night of mayhem in Clapham. These are not angry young people making a political statement. They are thugs, pure and simple. There should be mass arrests.

@CNviolations What year was this? Because his wife still brings this up during an argument.

Fastest way to end a relationship

@Skidoo195 @pinkun @CGoreham 😂

@pinkun Jesus. @CGoreham needs to up his game.

⚽️ Jose Cordoba in target as Panama lead against South Africa 👏🔰 #NCFC

@angloid0 Call plod, and say you believe she's attempting to put a hole in the fuel tank.

🚨Breaking🚨 Lefty gets underneath a raise the colour van while they’re putting up flags. These people are mental.

@Akhmedyakoob1 Your boy Mothin loves a cucumber in his backyard. I've seen his youtube channel.

DEGENERACY‼️

@marcwilliams25 @thesundaysport @MysteriosoX Jimmy desperately trying to make his boner calm done

@thesundaysport @MysteriosoX Gary Davies is still alive??? And scandal free 😮

Ooh Gary Davies

@piersmorgan Perhaps there my be a part 2 incoming?

I don’t understand this Scott Mills scandal. He was investigated by police 10yrs ago over alleged offences 25+ years ago, but no action was taken and case was closed. Now he gets instantly fired over same thing? The BBC needs to explain why, surely?