Chorlton FC

Obviously can't use a real picture of Caden as my profile picture. We made it AI for fun! I did ask for permission but his dad said no for safety reasons. If I posted a real picture then god knows where that would end up. Well done to all that "smart" people who noticed.

@BeeNetwork that's a no then!🤣

@BasedKirby @City_Xtra @spbajko that's what i'm wondering!🤣

@City_Xtra @spbajko Are we ever gonna play the friendly we negotiated with Leipzig as part of the Josko deal Txiki made 😂

#ManCity are expected to announce more games in at least one other country in the coming weeks. [via @spbajko]

@Lea_EFC i think they've forgotten about our last 14 matches against them all ending in a win:

Reassuring for all Arsenal fans 😂😂😂

@City_Xtra @spbajko oh thank god for that!

@City_Xtra One friendly? Is that it?!

BREAKING: #ManCity will play Inter in the Asahi Super Dry Trophy at the Kai Tak Stadium, Hong Kong on Saturday 1 August as part of preparations for the 2026/27 season. 🇭🇰🌏

Goodnight Caden who is tucked up in bed cuddling his favourite teddy bear whilst snoring away😴❤️! Sleep tight my angel, I love you so much and i'm sorry I wasn't able to do one of these last night as twitter went down, I hope you can forgive me ❤️

@BeeNetwork so you don't like my ai pictures then? 😂

@NorthYSAthletic you're welcome from both of us!

@FC_Chorlton thank you both for covering my match, I appreciate it a lot

@NorthYSAthletic 2-1 Galatasaray SK Goals:Abdel Wahab and Craddock Despite having less possession and creating less chances, my friend's team managed to secure their first win in the Elite League! Me and Caden enjoyed covering for him.

Chorlton FC 1-0 Lech Poznan Goals:Khelifi A good performance by the team as we record our first win in the Elite League. Thank you Caden for your support little man, I love you so much!❤️

Chorlton FC 4-0 Dundee United Goals:Corti, Gunawan, Thoma, Shinnick Another pre season win and it looks like the new players are doing incredible with their goals! Caden got a hat-trick of assists too! Thank you for your support little man!

@TouchmineX @Marca_ LOL it's a parody account! Nearly fell for it!😂

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: There is a genuine possibility that Real Madrid could make a move for Pep Guardiola once Manchester City’s league title campaign concludes.😳 Guardiola is understood to be open to the project. ✨ @Marca_

Chorlton FC 11-0 Celtic Goals:Ixtlahuac x7, Khelifi, Sanogo, Corti Pre season has been going very well for the team!

@Lea_EFC City beating Liverpool THREE times!!

What’s the best “What a time to be alive” moment of the season?🤔

@NorthYSAthletic Thank you to you and our brother for covering!

@FC_Chorlton's team had a brilliant performance tonight as they have a good 6-1 lead on aggregate so far 👏💪 Goalscorers: Gunawan x2, Caden, Thoma x2, Nathan ⚽️ Player of the Match: Nathan 🏅 It was a fantastic game to watch and me and our brother enjoyed it a lot 👊

@TaraBull Simply known as a mothers kiss

Saved him from a nice bill taking her to the ER

@BBCSport Still dont see a World Cup or Euros trophy. Untill i do I won't give him praise im afraid

A second Bundesliga title for Harry Kane! 👏👑

@City_Xtra Ederson, Steffen, and now Donnarumma with horrible mistakes!

Horrible, horrible, horrible error: Gianluigi Donnarumma.

@Lea_EFC Its not that i dont like following your account its just i should have known better than to predict a win for Everton😬🤣.

You’re sick if you’re enjoying my downfall

@City_Xtra amazing, but unfortunately Caden disagrees🤣

On sale outside the Etihad Stadium ahead of #ManCity vs Arsenal this afternoon... 💀😂