Lambeau Calrissian

@Seramurai_ @Moth865 Nm I actually hate that idea. Plz don’t do it, Nintendo.

I like the idea of DLC that shows Sheik’s day-day life in her 7 years of isolation/living as a shadow. You know, wake up, look in mirror, cover hot face for anonymity, train with Impa, flick the bean in the shower, eat dinner, gossip, wind down before bed by bean flicking, sleep

What the fuck? No. Why would you want this.

@maryarchived How can I help?! I really want to help.

we have an epidemic of lonely church girls

@mask_bastard Her hair looks… small.

say something nice about billie eillish

@emkenobi Uhmm, no… but I think he just made me effin’ bust. 🤬

Ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

@reynoldsgareth What world is this?

@AndyHermanNFL Why did you say that out loud, bud?!?!?!

Not even the Packers would have found a way to lose that lead (I don’t think).

@Felted_Imp @Bad_Banner He’s lost without you, bro. Dude is spinning.

You didn't care about free speech in April, what happened bud?

@AaronNagler @zacobson Unless you’re that one guy I always got stuck talking to at my buddy’s house parties in Oshkosh. Then you never never talk about it.

the fact that marshawn lloyd got through otas and minicamp without any issues is leaving me cautiously optimistic…

@KwikTrip Good to see you, my friend.

i'm at the point in the year where every conversation involves humidity

Yeah, that is an unhinged statement to make. First off, I don’t think she is unattractive, but I am an old fashioned guy. I want a lady who was a soul, and preferably sweet boobs. I just don’t enjoy daydreaming of a life with a daywalker ginger. Second, there are multiple Dragon Age games that have 2 female companions that are hotter… that’s just one franchise.

@TimoTweetss She’s not.

i mean she’s a top 3 hottest video-game characters, if you think otherwise you gotta like men

@BrittanyXVenti Saying “we needed it” whenever it rains.

Tell me your favorite whitetivities

@frozenaesthetic Ay wtf I already told you I already apologized for Dr. Who

@frozenaesthetic Ay, wtf I said sorry about Dr. Who

Watching the World Cup I booed when they brought out the American flag, done my bit

@shelbystardust Peace to you, too. Thank you.🙏

GOOD MORNING to everyone who thinks it’s pretty insane that the president råped girls with Epstein and they tried to cover it up in the literal fuckıng Situation Room 🤗

@DanRShafer I’m a member of the Hong Jury.

@PolishTamales Most companies have exiled people with creativity and replaced them with Ritalin-addled tech-bros who have no opinion on anything other than gaining 2% efficiency on their pipelines.

Outside of Minecraft and Fortnite, the gaming industry has stagnated into endless remasters and remakes.🤡

@redzenox 10 dollars. My biggest flaw is having way too much confidence that all of my jokes will kill.

@GoFullTurbo How much did u pay to boost this tweet. 😂

Let he or she who hasn’t made the mistake of getting a Nazi symbol tattooed on their chest throw the first stone.

@lilsaltysweet Does it grow back every time a bell rings?

an angel lost her wings (shaved my bush)

@AOC Yo, AOC, I got a spare keyboard with a functioning Cap Lock button with your name on it. HMU if you want it!

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED