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@OocTobeyM @VanityFair Oh now they want to bring the heat after I canceled my subscription

🚨BREAKING: Sony just announced a Netflix series following Tobey Maguire’s Peter Parker after the events of No Way Home. Sam Raimi is attached to the project. (via @VanityFair)

@ChipotleTweets @WallStreetApes All that but you can’t address the portion sizes 😂

@WallStreetApes Chipotle is a publicly traded company (NYSE: CMG). While firms like BlackRock and Vanguard may hold shares—as they do in many public companies—we are not owned by private equity.

Chipotle has been on a rapid decline in quality since private equity giants like BlackRock and Vanguard bought significant holdings in Chipotle American shows the size of her burrito… It might be half of the size we all remember getting back in the day

@MileyCyrusBz Where’s Mitchel

🚨 The Hannah Montana cast reunites after 16 years. THIS IS CRAZY.

@LeadingReport We love to see it

BREAKING: The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence, per Toronto Star.

@HouseGOP So much for the mass deportations. We got scammed

10 straight months without ILLEGALS released into our country. Turns out all we needed was a new president. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! 🇺🇸

@Cobratate @Neo__Hq @Clavicular0 @NickJFuentes @MyronGainesX What about sneaky

@Neo__Hq @Clavicular0 We can run it back @Clavicular0 @NickJFuentes @MyronGainesX

Still the most crazy collab of 2026 👀🔥

@ick_real Try 6 days a week. You’ll want to off yourself

How do ppl work 5 days straight for their entire life ? This shit is exhausting

saying retard feels so much better when you dont have some retard pretending its a slur

@UBERSOY1 We love the GIA

A guy at my work just blasted Nick Fuentes on full volume 💀💀💀

I believe they are called retards

It takes a special kind of person to live 15 minutes away from work and be late everyday.

@HouseGOP We’re gonna keep a lot more during the tax strike.

Get ready for the largest tax refund season in American history! 🇺🇸 Thanks to the Working Families Tax Cuts, middle-class families are looking at an extra $1,000+ in their pockets this tax season. It’s YOUR money. YOU should keep it.

@AnnLesbyPhD Are you retarded

Never wish someone a Merry Christmas without their consent.

@MrBeast Merry Christmas

Happy holidays, to celebrate I’m giving EVERY person that likes this post nothing ❤️

@paulbrowntx “Trust me bro”

If America turns against Israel it will hurt America more than it hurts Israel.

@misfitpatriot_ @TPUSA Who doesn’t love Cookie monster?

Great job .@TPUSA 👍🏼

@parkersity_9 I’m gonna kill myself

Without naming your job, tell me something you say 15 times per day at work

@TubboTWO @Minecraft I see nothing wrong with this. Cry more

Yo @Minecraft Sue their ass off

@VividProwess Not in the slightest lol

Can you feel the tide turning in favor of Israel?

@FuentesUpdates GLOSSING

Ben Shapiro is having a total meltdown over the relaunch of the America First Foundation 🤣