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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

New York, NY 加入时间 Temmuz 2021
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NYC Sanitation
NYC Sanitation@NYCSanitation·
And now, we clean. 🏀🏀🏀
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@AzureFlameGod86 @MintBlitz The og game had to have simple flat textures that looked complex due to the hardware limitations. Now the model and the textures can be complex and more distinct I also feel like the super thing huge ring was a bit silly and never looked correct so now it’s a little more coherent
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Outworld Merc
Outworld Merc@AzureFlameGod86·
@MintBlitz This Halo is too small in diameter and too wide for it's size. The exterior does not match the blocky architecture the original had and they insist on those annoying blue lights. I hate being a critic, but this "Remake" does not impress me. I just can't look at it.
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Mint Blitz
Mint Blitz@MintBlitz·
HALO JUST DROPPED 6 HOURS OF THE CAMPAIGN EVOLVED MENU???
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@JanowskiKsawery @ThomasThorbur11 It’s insane how that applies to everything recently and not just entertainment. Those mfs said “keep politics out of sports” but when trump shows up to knicks game it’s ok. Michelle Obama can’t build a flower garden but demolishing half the whitehouse and making a ballrooms is ok
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LIGHT
LIGHT@JanowskiKsawery·
@ThomasThorbur11 They did it with Superman, Halo, Star Wars (twice) and now this, if Democrats did that with Biden or Harris these losers wouldn't stop whining
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Thomas Thorburn
Thomas Thorburn@ThomasThorbur11·
This is cringy as hell 😭😭
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@Periit_Vir @ZacksJerryRig Epstein files, Epstein victims, Epstein himself being good friends with him, Elon musk said he was a pedo, his own wife said he was a pedo, videos of him and Epstein, emails with Epstein. Do you need more
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yeet
yeet@Awk20000·
Shane Gillis gives his take on Josh Hokit calling Michelle Obama a “man” last night “I didn’t love that..I don’t like that sh*t” (Via TMZ DC)
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Periit Vir
Periit Vir@Periit_Vir·
@ZacksJerryRig You fkn serious? You? All your shit I watch? Never again. Keeping your mouth shut is a better business strategy.
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Leftwaffen-Watch ⬜️
Leftwaffen-Watch ⬜️@LeftwaffenWatch·
I can’t watch anything with this creep in it anymore…
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Halo
Halo@Halo·
Your Fireteam had better be ready to discover the mysteries of the ring together. #HaloCE offers cross-platform 4-player network co-op for the first time ever + 2-player splitscreen on console!
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@Sam73616329 @L33TH0W3 “Gaslighting us won’t work” says the guy who has been gaslighting and is actively trying to gaslight others
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End Feminism
End Feminism@Sam73616329·
@L33TH0W3 Good one! Gaslighting us won't work so STOP IT.
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End Feminism
End Feminism@Sam73616329·
Halo Campaign Evolved added women's voice to the marine's that weren't in the original game to be woke. It's now been updated for "modern audiences"
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@z3rOD4yz @ShitpostRock2 It was one of the biggest announcements out of all the gaming events last week. There’s tons of spinoffs that don’t even have the main character that do well
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Xscap1sm
Xscap1sm@z3rOD4yz·
@ShitpostRock2 "Lets make a game about the wife of an iconic video game character that nobody cares about and force them to like it"
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Rock Solid
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2·
The like to dislike ratio on the new God of War trailer is looking ROUGH
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@MischiefsYT After this I don’t think halo fans deserve anything. It’s a remake of an old game to get players back into the franchise so they can make new halo games eventually. Some people are complaining that we have a new halo game just because it’s made by 343. It’s not that serious
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Mischief
Mischief@MischiefsYT·
Halo Campaign Evolved looks fantastic and no amount of Bungie fanboy tears will convince me otherwise.
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
‘GODZILLA: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS MELEE’ is being remastered. • New online multiplayer mode & additional single-player campaign features • Releasing November 3 on consoles
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Resident Evil
Resident Evil@RE_Games·
Survive the deranged terror. Resident Evil Veronica reanimates in 2027 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, and Nintendo Switch 2. #REVeronica #ResidentEvilVeronica
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
I see my sister in Iryna Zarutska. My daughter. My wife. I see my brother in Henry Nowak. My sons. I don’t think anyone fully understand the primal rage that has just been released. My tolerance has run out.
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@YorchTorchGames Mf doing math for the first time in his life to prove that his shitty hate campaign on a good game that he suddenly hates because there’s a woman in it. People get hired to do financial management but this dude does it just so he can get pennies on twitter for being laughed at.
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Yorch Torch Games
Yorch Torch Games@YorchTorchGames·
"Take that Yorch! First Light sold 1.5 million bajillion copies!" Here's some Math to illustrate your desperation to 'own' me: The game had an alleged budget of $200 million, not including marketing costs. Consider the 30% cut Steam takes plus Sony and Microsoft's share. At $70 a copy it has generated $105,000,000 in revenue. Subtract in all those paid reviews, and yes, also those keys given away for 'free'. This game is not a hit as it struggles to stay in Steam's concurrent list. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
007 First Light@007GameIOI

1.5 million copies sold! Thank you for showing up to the launch of 007 First Light, for your overwhelming enthusiasm and for sharing your experience with the game. Play our re-imagined James Bond origin story today and #EarnTheNumber. Available now. bit.ly/007FirstLightG… #007FirstLight

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Conor D. Oil
Conor D. Oil@RealConorOil·
@jackvlloyd Deep fried Oreos are where I draw the line. I’d rather die than live in an America where they’re illegal.
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jake@HiImJAYSTRO·
@Sir_Dammed @Zyphurite They changed 3 words in a character creator that you see for one minute and never again. It doesn’t do anything to make you enjoy the game less unless you want to make sure others can’t enjoy the game. Have you ever tried performing logic or do you have nothing better to do?
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SirD 🇺🇸
SirD 🇺🇸@Sir_Dammed·
@HiImJAYSTRO @Zyphurite If it's not that deep because it's simply a racing game, why was Male/Female changed to A/B/C? Have you guys tried performing logic even once? In your entire lives? I know children who could solve these conundrums.
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SirD 🇺🇸
SirD 🇺🇸@Sir_Dammed·
Enjoy your DEI corporate "no-fun allowed because people like Anita Sarkeesian might get mad and call us problematic" slop. Microsoft/Xbox is a dead company.
SirD 🇺🇸@Sir_Dammed

I want to thank Microsoft for adding the pronouns "they/them" to Forza Horizon 6. You see, I was on the fence about buying yet another $70 game. But after realizing @XBOX's dedication to diversity, equity, and inclusion, I've decided to save myself the money and just pirate it.

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