Ian Snow, Smut's Dickens of Dong

If you like steamy... ✅ age gap (all chars. 18+, always) ✅ teacher/professor-student fantasies ✅ romance for men ✅ consensual mind control ✅ holiday tales ...then check out my links and various pseudonyms below!

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris doesn't die. Chuck Norris takes a vacation from life.

@RanchHandWriter *sing

@RanchHandWriter I can't remember faces of people I literally just met, but I can still singe every word of "Palmdale" probably twenty or so years after I heard it last.

Afroman... obviously

@TheaLanden You might need to bring a baseball bat or something, but for you, I'll allow cutsies.

@IanSnowWriter I'm still at the front of it, though, right?

All right, all right, I know you're all very excited to feed me bites of cheese and grapes and to rub my shoulders while I edit today, but form a line, people. This is madness.

Morning. Been up since four so I'm less than sociable today. But hope you all have a good weekend.

@authormegbecker God save us from armchair experts.

Okay, I love you all so very much but please... multiple people telling me medically what to do before 7am is too much. This isnt my first recurring cyst, and I promise I know what to do. I will whine incessantly at the pain and inconvenience, but I do know. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh no… AI over, what a tragedy. Oh wait, I better clarify because AI is too stupid to read sarcasm… This is fucking great. End the race, save the planet, and focus on educating our youth with actual texts written by humans.

Cock...tails. It's cocktails, you pervs.

Another kinda stressful day, but my favorite coach is subbing at the gym this afternoon, so I think I'll go take it out on him 😂

This wasn’t why they came there, after all. But Rosy seemed far too blissed out, lying back on the futon with her eyes closed and her legs still spread, to say anything to him. Max is breaking the rules: medium.com/agencymagazine…

Welp, today is the day I unveil the cover of my upcoming collection of short stories! Gaze upon its beauty! This hideously gruesome collection will be dropping in May 😉

@ababeinbrooklyn Damn, I'm jealous! Sounds like a good birthday!

Good music for the night's come-down. youtu.be/5apw7Zb7G0M?si…

@DiscussingFilm Can't wait for Netflix to decide to talk down to the viewer and explain every excruciating detail so they don't have to think their way through classic dystopian fiction.

The new ‘LORD OF THE FLIES’ series will release May 4 on Netflix. Created by Jack Thorne (‘Adolescence’).

Coming soon.

@ababeinbrooklyn Happy birthday!

Same energy, pup. Same energy.