Jason Odio

2050 is closer than 1990. Goodnight

The pun punisher. Twitter vs Thread

One day isn’t enough to show appreciation for those that bring life into this world. We love you, mama

@avreeland Santa?

I come bearing grifts

How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start out with a large one.

That’s all I got today. Rest easy

Not one to pass gas in public but when you dare to burp (assuming you’re in the clear) and someone approaches to say hello 🫠

I guess I’m back

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

Temperature check

Politicians Are Stealing the Basic Right To Earn A Living

Thumbnails, have built quite the tolerance for pistachio snackin

You can tell a lot about a person by the color gatorade they prefer. Your boy is a yellow guy

“Your check is in the mail” you trust the @USPS?

Do people wake up every morning waiting to be offended? Terrible way to live

If you’re not embarrassed of who you were 12 months ago, you didn’t learn enough

Ladies, shrimp cocktail toes hanging over the front ain’t it

🇧🇸Bimini for the weekend 🇧🇸 Celebrating trufflepapi birthday With the best crew @melodydelafe @carovreeland @victorbared kingphino @jasonodio And missing @AlexandrePato… instagram.com/p/BmZkpm_H7g3/…

Gratitude to doctors, nurses and hospital staff everywhere !! ❤️❤️ @JasonOdio @marcelomedina @santimedina09

@avreeland Fact

me explaining to the cops my ass n titties is an essential business