Justin Crouch

Stay tuned for some very exciting news! Let's just say after my wedding, I better invest in some batteries or my energy level will tank...

7 weeks and counting until I'm a married man... and so much shit left to do...

Check out what I'm selling this week #weddingmoney ebay.com/itm/1717354407…

Come follow my almost new video game themed account @JustnOtherGamer

I can't believe it. I just can't. This feeling is the polar opposite of how he made me feel virtually my entire life. #RipRobinWilliams

I wonder if Walter White was as much of an asshole about how hominy is made, too. #emulsify #science #bitch

@algonacchick how many 27 references can you find in the "Word Crimes" video? I found 6.

"Guys, I can't see anything! She's blocking The View!" - Whoopi Goldberg making a lame joke about Rosie O'Donnell's weight

@DougBenson thanks for making my 30th bday special at The Firebird! I hope you enjoy @ShaggyGlassArt 's present! #haf #gatewaydoug

It's my 30th bday today! How do I celebrate? Watching @thegamechasers Billy slip on Rebel Assault. Classic.

I used to watch Saturday morning animal shows for the sheer joy of all the cute animals... now I watch and just hate humans. #gettingold

@RawIsLogan despite a broken story editor, you have made an INCREDIBLE 10 episodes. More exciting than the real thing. #NextGenNatureBoy

I could watch Stephanie McMahon dance to Cena's music all day. ALL DAY.

Finally finished Bioshock: Infinite today, and my mind will be blown for the next week trying to decipher the last ten minutes of the game.

@thegamechasers FF9, followed by Dragon Warrior 2, Kingdom Hearts & Mega Man Legends

I've been a Cardinal fan all my life, but one player I always loved to watch was Tony Gwynn. His consistency was amazing. #RIPTonyGwynn

@sadclone bonus points for 'grody'.

Thanks, Six Flags. Now I can't watch the first 4 seconds of your commercial without thinking about xnxx.com #facials

T-minus 30 days until yours truly turns 30! Any ideas on how to celebrate this truly morbid occasion are welcome. #ThisIs30 #bullshit

@NelsonRice3 I've had the black Les Paul for maybe 7 years now. It's served me well, besides my rocksmith adapter failing within a week.