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Labretort

@LabRetort

Time for voter 🆔. I blocked everyone I find offensive, now I just see ads. I repurpose dead dinosaurs for my diesel truck. Erdős problem no more.

United States 加入时间 Ocak 2014
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Afshine Emrani  MD FACC
Afshine Emrani MD FACC@afshineemrani·
When you’re expelled from school but your dad is the Principal.
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Labretort@LabRetort·
@CFC_Dubois We are used to being hated, after we invented airplanes, GPS, TCP/IP, Unix, internet, telephone, computers, etc. I started liking soccer once I found out how it irritated the Europeans.
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Dubois
Dubois@CFC_Dubois·
USA went from one of the most liked to one of the most hated teams in this tournament in a matter of hours
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Chief_Engineer
Chief_Engineer@ChiefEngineerCE·
Ironic. When my large factory switched over to SAP - it was supposed to streamline everything. We calculated it increased headcount related to ERP by 5x while slowing our ability to kit parts by half. Leadership loved it because they could see in real time every dime we spent, while us in the factory could see in real time every sale we lost.
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LayoffHedge
LayoffHedge@LayoffAI·
SAP WILL "ONLY HIRE" AI GOING FORWARD Everything else is frozen. Employees got an email saying SAP will "exclusively focus new hiring on selected profiles only, mainly core AI roles, that are critical for our long-term success." Internal travel unrelated to AI is paused. The company is hunting for supplier spending cuts too. Bloomberg broke the story. The freeze sits on top of a policy most people missed. CFO Dominik Asam said late last year that SAP will cut 1 to 2% of its workforce every single year, indefinitely, and compared the process to "brushing your teeth." At roughly 100,000 employees, that's up to 2,000 jobs a year, forever, at Europe's largest software company. The swap has been running since 2024, when SAP restructured 8,000 roles through buyouts and retraining to make room for AI specialists. Headcount stayed flat on paper while the people underneath it changed. Why squeeze this hard? The stock. SAP posted its worst one-day drop since 2020 in January after weak cloud guidance, and it has given back its crown as Europe's most valuable company. Investors think AI startups could eat enterprise software before SAP finishes rebuilding around AI. Management's answer is to starve every corner of the company that isn't AI. So what happens to everyone who doesn't work on AI? Nothing dramatic. No pink slips, no severance headlines. Their teams stop backfilling, stop traveling, stop growing, and shrink a little every year by design. SAP has ~15–17% of its workforce in the U.S. across 37 sites. They’re the #1 H-1B sponsor in Delaware County, PA, where their U.S. headquarters is located. A hiring freeze is a layoff with no announcement and no number for a headline. The jobs just stop existing. Watch the freezes, not just the cuts.
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
Arizona Democrat Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly has helped the Democrats make Arizona look like Mexico by supporting the invasion of America by millions of illegal aliens who came in via the US-Mexico border, which includes Arizona. It appears Senator Kelly now thinks he represents Mexico, as he was seen cheering for Mexico during the World Cup game one day after the America 250 celebration. Mark Kelly is a traitor to America. @SenateGOP
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Arizaona Democrat Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly wore a Mexico jersey one day after the 4th of July. More proof that elected Democrats hate America.

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Ryanair Italia
Ryanair Italia@Ryanair_IT·
non vedo l’ora che gli USA vengano eliminati da una squadra che non saprebbero nemmeno indicare sulla mappa
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Labretort@LabRetort·
@nypost This is like Medieval times when they use to catapult people with bubonic plague onto the castle premises.
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New York Post@nypost·
Russia accused of dumping anthrax-infected cattle carcasses in Ukraine: ' Biological terrorism' trib.al/jaiJIFx
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Labretort@LabRetort·
@TheCalvinCooli1 I find this hard to believe. It feels like and urban legend started by GM, which is 50% Chinese.
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The Calvin Coolidge Project
The Calvin Coolidge Project@TheCalvinCooli1·
📰 Weird News: A Ford Motor Company employee Kurt Kromm was fired after being accused of stealing a cookie, only for the company to later confirm he had paid for it. The worker declined an offer to return after losing his 11-year job.
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Bob For A Full Brexit
Bob For A Full Brexit@boblister_poole·
Today, we were told that the 15-year-old boy who killed our beautiful 9-year-old niece, Aria, with a single stab wound to the chest is NOT GUILTY of murder or manslaughter. How is this justice? #JusticeForAria
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Labretort@LabRetort·
@Mr_Andrew_Fox Take it up with the FIFA rules. I was not interested in soccer until I found out how pissed off it makes the Europeans.
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Andrew Fox
Andrew Fox@Mr_Andrew_Fox·
Amazing how the World Cup was doing a legitimately good job of bringing the world together and rehabilitating the USA’s reputation, now all anybody will remember is Trump’s political interference. The world is indeed united, but now it’s against the American cheats. Such a shame.
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Labretort@LabRetort·
@nypost They don't have Trump on their side
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Curiosity
Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
🚨: The Trump administration fired the scientists who ran the government’s climate website, then shut the site down. The scientists just rebuilt it with their own money and put it back online.
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Dan Bongino
Dan Bongino@dbongino·
Did you dirty? What the fuck are you talking about? I busted my ass on that case. Did you miss that entire news cycle? Remember when you kissed my ass when I saw at the UFC? Remember your people begging me to be on your shitty show? (Receipts attached). You’re a fraud. Go back to posing naked in your backyard while playing with life sized Q-Tips with your brother.
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Mike Lee
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee·
Hot take: Your government shouldn’t keep track of your race. Your race is none of the government’s business.
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Labretort@LabRetort·
@GBNEWS When did people become such pusillanimous
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Old Salty Marine
Old Salty Marine@BamaSaltyMarine·
Saudi Arabia is out. Egypt is out. Iran is out. England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup!
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Labretort@LabRetort·
@robinmonotti Are all Europeans pussies? No wonder they are being taken over by fake asylum seekers.
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Robin Monotti
Robin Monotti@robinmonotti·
Americans getting ready for the USA vs Belgium game now that it's clear that everything is permitted & there are no rules which apply when Team USA plays.
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Football on TNT Sports
Football on TNT Sports@footballontnt·
List of players to have their red cards overturned (or suspended) at the World Cup, since the card was introduced in 1970: 🇺🇸 Florian Balogun End of list.
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