Jack Ó’Lantern 🎃

@StubboIRA2 Its not the smell i’d be worried about

@LeglessScut In Cavan for a wedding right now is the smell normal or just because I’m close to the border

Cavan is a place on Earth with you

Summer is here and the Americans are coming. Time to weaponise that Irish willy of yours

Beamish

@octzbersix There’s a county called Westmeath?

@LeglessScut can u do a westmeath tweet soon please

Girl from Blackrock who acts like she owns the place

@LeglessScut you're being SHOVED into my gemline. it's unnatural.

I eat pussy because it tastes like Beamish we are not the same

@nwbble Im new around here go easy on me

@LeglessScut How do u only have 300 posts i see each and every one of them

I aint sayin she’s a gold digger But she aint messing with no lads from Cavan that’s for sure

@Molycuddle Side note but I want a live action Batman Beyond and i’ll stop at nothing to get it

I know it’s discussing fish but unironically I would kill for my boy Jay Garrick to get the big screen treatment. Tied with Wally as my favourite Flash. Do this for me please 🙏

She had a face like Hag’s Head and titties like Knocknarea

Belfast Trad, Fountain Lane 1980s 🎶

Ayo @messa_project thank you for saving music

Cant get over how good this shit is man

Naming my daughter Sally Rod

The Irish government needs to implement planning permission laws on girls who wear too much foundation