🍋 The Lemonizer 🍋

🍋 Thread: 𝟙𝟘 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕃𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕁𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕪 🍋 Incorporate lemon juice into your daily routine and enjoy these amazing health benefits! 👇 #Wellness #Nutrition #HealthyHabits #LemonJuice

GM for a drop of FUN ☕ ​(Disclaimer: Alien Drop™ is not approved by any actual FDA and may cause temporary existential dread. Use responsibily on JPEGs only.) 🛸

Rekt Casuals - Your new daily uniform. Now live! Exclusively on rekt.com

Rekt is now available in @Waitrose stores across the UK and online. Claim your rewards on @base: 🥤 Purchase a 4-pack 🎟️ Peel the sticker on the pack 📲 Claim via @baseapp Find your local store below 👇

Rekt Casuals - Your new daily uniform. Tomorrow. 9AM PT | 12PM ET | 5PM BST. Exclusively on rekt.com

Rekt Casuals: RWD T-Shirt. Tomorrow. 9AM PT | 12PM ET | 5PM BST. Exclusively on rekt.com

Rekt Casuals: Organic Crewneck. Tomorrow. 9AM PT | 12PM ET | 5PM BST. Exclusively on rekt.com

Rekt Casuals: Organic Logo Hoodie. Today. 9AM PT | 12PM ET | 5PM BST. Exclusively on rekt.com

@FalkTG You forgot to mark it as "satire".

I repeat: The U.S. sent thousands of its 19 years old soldiers to die in Normandy, to free Europe and to end the biggest crime against humanity ever commited - by Europeans. It was just 81 years ago. The whole reason, France, Benelux etc. 🇫🇷 exist today is because of this heroism. My grandparents could grow up in a liberal democracy. Without the U.S. they would be raised at the H*tler Youth. We Europeans would still be in wars again and again, like 1914, 1866, 1870, 1795 etc. They brought peace, democracy, liberty and human rights. They invested billions of U.S. Dollars into Europe with the Marshall Fund. They gave us more than we ever had in our history before. They protected us for 7 decades with hundreds of thousands of soldiers against the cruelties of the Soviet Union. The terror we can see nowadays in Donetsk, would have happened in Bavaria, Bourgogne or the Netherlands in 1950 if there wasn’t the U.S. 🇺🇸 Who do we Europeans think we are to let that nation down, act like bad allies, calling their President names every day on television - and have full confidence we stand better alone. All of instagram is just about, why we’re better than the U.S. We owe them so much. We Europeans are most arrogant species on earth. And to cure this we have to face the truth.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

all this @justinbieber talk... 🛸

Vibe code. Ship. Repeat. REKT ENERGY Clean energy. Zero sugar. FOR WHATEVER. Shop below 👇

One-tapped by SweetCat40Biscuits 😾 REKT ENERGY Clean energy. Zero sugar. FOR WHATEVER.

The Rekt Easter Sale is now live 🐰 Use code "50EGG" for 50% off everything on the Rekt website. Ends Monday. Stock up below 👇

Father-in-law's watching. REKT ENERGY Clean energy. Zero sugar. FOR WHATEVER. Shop below 👇

5'9" is the new 6'6". REKT ENERGY Clean energy. Zero sugar. FOR WHATEVER. Shop below 👇

Moon Crush with @Moonpay is now available to purchase for UK customers on the @waitrose website. Link below 👇

When your partner's got plans 👀 REKT ENERGY Clean energy. Zero sugar. FOR WHATEVER.

Stay balls deep ⚽🏀🏈 REKT ENERGY Clean energy. Zero sugar. FOR WHATEVER. Shop below 👇

Rekt Energy is now available on @Amazon US with Prime shipping. Links below 👇

Snooze is dead ⏰ ENTER REKT ENERGY. Clean energy. Zero sugar. FOR WHATEVER. Shop below 👇