Lizzie 🐀

@tiny_watermelon @foreversnoopy_ @NorthProte27303 @Jacquifelgate He’s fine but in custody. Cops or something abseiled down to him and got him eventually. Wild scenes though.

@foreversnoopy_ @NorthProte27303 @Jacquifelgate How did it end?!

Man scaling an apartment block on High St Thornbury, I’m the new @Jacquifelgate

@Real_Pteranadon @MiroslavBeran1 @FairchildL3853 @JoJoFromJerz

His name is Alex Jeffrey Pretti. He was 37 years old. He was a licensed nurse. He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression. And they executed him.

@jk_rowling Why are you so obsessed with genitals? I bet you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a legit trans woman and cis woman in a bathroom.

Will this include working class women fighting to regain their legal right to single sex spaces? Or are they the wrong kind of working class?

@thatdamntyra Tyra: I don’t give a shit Also Tyra: please pay attention to me. Please. PLEASE LOVE ME

@LaucoSumme @Drunkbynoon_ @lanasunderboobs @PopCrave Her nationality is American. Her grandparents were also born in the US. Just like my nationality is still Australian even though my grandparents were born in Ireland, Ariana’s nationality is American. She is of Italian descent.

@Drunkbynoon_ @lanasunderboobs @PopCrave That does nothing to argue anything I just said. She's still Italian.

Former Donald Trump advisor Gina Loudon accuses ‘Wicked’ of being racist against white people and says Ariana Grande is “obviously Hispanic”: "The racism and the racial appropriation I just thought was offensive, frankly."

@PaulaPblissett9 @MTGrepp @mtgreenee Your toes sure do look confused, though

@MTGrepp @mtgreenee YUP WE SURE ARE!! I JUST TURNED 75 APRIL 26TH, STILL WORK, WORK OUT, RIDE A BIKE.. MOST IMPORTANT STILL HAVE MY MENTAL FACALTIES!

Today I turned 50! Many people go into their 50th birthday thinking it’s a bad thing, but I truly feel it’s wonderful and I’m so excited and grateful God let me live 50 years and do so many things. From being the first person to graduate college in my family, to carrying 3 babies in my womb and the absolute miracle of 3 childbirths, to raising my children and teaching them about God’s creation and man’s dangers, to running successful businesses and carrying the weight of the responsibility, being a member of congress, running, cycling, swimming, competing, training, reading, always learning, creating, building, skiing, surfing, hiking, making mistakes, learning lessons, and most importantly God’s grace that I don’t deserve but am thankful for beyond words, my 50 years have been an incredible journey that I’m thrilled to be on. And God willing, I’ll passionately continue each step following Him wherever the road leads.

@inghramtalks @ninaturner Imagine paying for Twitter

This is depraved. This is not normal.

@Kingjewell8 @zest1288 @missfacto @Morbidful These aren’t the statistics you think they are. You posting *this* to bolster your racist opinion is actually really fucking funny

@zest1288 @missfacto @Morbidful Not always but here in the states the % of crime vs the % of population absolutely makes it statistically a problem!

Shocking surveillance footage captures the moment two men restrained high-value London watch dealer Oliver White and stole his timepieces. Tragically, less than 24 hours later, Oliver took his own life. The Met Police have appealed for anyone who recognizes the two men to come forward.

@Zanix68 @koryuk7 @missfacto @Morbidful It’s a fucking watch, my guy

@koryuk7 @missfacto @Morbidful You dont know how much a watch can mean to a person huh?

@Myfantasies97 @TheGreatLaurent @Amza_5 @AtwoliiYa Yikes. Shit take

@JuliaHB1 Yikes. Imagine reporting on this without confirmed facts.

Another day. Another terror attack by another Islamist terrorist. Six dead, others seriously injured, including a baby. Today it's Australia's turn, the other day it was France's. It'll be our turn again next. How long do our governments think we're going to put up with this?

@BenFordhamLive WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BISCUIT TIN?! 😭😭

*** EXCLUSIVE *** Woolworths isn’t giving us a straight answer. They’ve axed their iconic Anzac Day biscuit tin. But they’re refusing to say why. Listen to 100 year old Veteran, Jack Bartlett’s thoughts HERE. 🎧2gb.com/horrified-vete…🎧

@MisirStan @gip1972 @dailytelegraph You’re commenting on a News Corp article…

@gip1972 @dailytelegraph Never seen any newscorps news in my life

Jacinta Price is calling out Anthony Albanese for being MIA on Indigenous issues ever since the Voice 🤔➡️ bit.ly/3RiG3UH

@GabRossi2 @OzraeliAvi @therealrukshan @PoliBard @RPGuy17 @RitaPanahi @jamiemcintyre21 Very brave calling yourself a comedian

Daniel Andrews’ speech should have sounded like this: #teflondan #IBAC #cantrecall #staircase #16yearold #hotelsecurity #beltandroad #CCP #underthebus #CommGames #EastWestLink #airportlink #freemasons #WEFpuppet

@TheDeepDiver555 @newscomauHQ Ran?

A Gutless Coward and Murderer of 800+ Victorians who has ran Victoria into massive debt is finally gone ! Pi$$ off and never show your face again in Victoria mate ! Daniel Andrews resignation: Hundreds celebrate in Melbourne CBD rally news.com.au/national/polit… via @newscomauHQ

@KinnaG054 Jana*

@JenniferMcLenn6 @EdSevenSeven Nothing on vic pol which means they haven’t died. I have everything crossed that they pull through. Saw the whole accident too and it was very distressing

Steer clear of St Georges Rd in Fitzroy North - looks to have been a truck / pedestrian road incident, a pretty bad one. Traffic blocked both ways and at least 15 police and ambo units

@VictoriaPolice Do you have an update on the cyclist from this morning’s accident in Fitzroy North?

A woman has died, following a two-vehicle collision in Nathalia this afternoon. Emergency services were called to reports of a head on collision involving a car and a semi-trailer along Murray Valley Highway, about 11.30am. Read more: go.vic.gov.au/3OPgHy6

@momgladewater @JenTusch Eureka is quaking

@JenTusch Love it!

This picture of Mike Pence is Faux News. That doesn't mean we can't enjoy it. #rupublicans

@mmitchellwalk @furphy99 @PeterDutton_MP You sure it’s them who doesn’t understand?

@furphy99 @PeterDutton_MP You don’t understand indexation do you?

Walking to a TV interview this morning and average punters are telling me: 'don’t let them touch my superannuation'.