Michael Halling

@tlschwerz Why is he in the Outfield. We gonna put Ryan in the Outfield tomorrow? Makes 0 sense we have a seemingly bottomless list of outfielders already on the roster or in AAA. Dumb

Luke Keaschall still learning in LF. This had a .150 expected batting average.

@tlschwerz For good reason.

No Buxton again.

@CodifyBaseball Whoa whoa whoa how the hell are the @Twins not last?

Chances of Winning 2026 World Series (FanGraphs): 27.3% Dodgers 😮 9.5% Braves 8.3% Mariners 7.6% Mets 5.8% Yankees 5.5% Tigers 4.8% Phillies 4.3% Blue Jays 4.0% Red Sox 3.8% Cubs 3.7% Orioles 1.9% Pirates 1.8% Royals 1.7% Rangers 1.5% Brewers 1.4% Astros 1.3% Giants 1.2% Twins 1.1% Diamondbacks 1.0% Athletics 0.8% Rays 0.6% Padres 0.5% Reds 0.2% Guardians 0.1% Cardinals, Marlins, Angels 0.0% White Sox, Nationals, Rockies

@Timberwolves please Chris Finch please practice inbounding the basketball. Make it a focusthe rest of the season cause we've gotta be the worst team in the history of the @NBA at it. Same play every time. No one moves and everyone blanketed. That's seriously the best you got?

@AdamSchefter @SethWickersham @DVNJr Been happening in the @MLB for over a decade. And here we go in the @NFL . Random voters who care more about personal feelings than about the objective greatness of a player/ coach.

Bill Belichick, the 8-time Super Bowl-winning HC, is not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, per @SethWickersham and @DVNJr. Belichick fell short of the 40 out of 50 votes needed for induction to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

Congrats @MLB. You had 30 teams. Now you have 1. You had 30 fan bases. Now you have 1. You had problems getting fans engaged. Now you have 95% of your fans looking for something else to do this summer. Cricket looks interesting, maybe they'll know how to run a league.

@SleeperMLBTwins Wallner needs to to. Bell a joke signing. Lewis 7 is criminal.

#MNTwins Opening day lineup projection (vs RHP) 1. Luke Keaschall 2B 2. Byron Buxton CF 3. Josh Bell DH 4. Matt Wallner RF 5. Trevor Larnach LF 6. Kody Clemens 1B 7. Royce Lewis 3B 8. Ryan Jeffers C 9. Brooks Lee SS

@SleeperMLBTwins Every free agent player would make our team better. So if that truly is the case, which we all know it isn't, you shouldn't have to focus too hard. I'm sure our focus will be on adding a way past his prime veteran arm and a box of condoms with lube so things hurt less.

RUMORS According to Derek Falvey his focus is on adding to the team, not subtracting, unless he “is told otherwise” by ownership. #MNTwins

@nightengalejr The poor guy doesn't really stand a chance until the Pohlads sell and someone else comes in and wants to build. Same story that happened in Pittsburgh. Not nearly enough talent to be competitive.

New Twins manager Derek Shelton: “There are better things ahead. We’re going to build strong relationships and we’re going to have a lot of fun as we move forward. I think people are going to be excited about Twins baseball.”

@Twins Need to bring back small ball. Only way the team is successful. Not nearly enough talent to compete playing like every other team.

Shelty getting some pointers from one of the best!

@Twins Honestly, welcome to Minnesota. True fans know you've been given the keys to the titanic an hour after it hit the iceberg. Best of luck, but we don't expect anything special until the Pohlads gtfo.

The Shelton family has arrived! ✈️

@Canes_Chief @coach_cristobal @rudyfernandez23 @CoachMirabal @dtrain2901 @JasonTaylor @CanesConnection @CanesInSight @GabyUrrutia247 @CoachField @joshdarrow Monster pile of steaming shit.

You know who doesn’t have to worry about coaching firing or coaches leaving for other jobs? 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝗠𝗜𝗔𝗠𝗜 𝗛𝗨𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗦 Mario Cristobal 𝗶𝘀 Miami and continues to build a monster.

@FightOnRusty The sources:

SOURCES: There is mutual interest between LSU boosters and Oregon head coach Dan Lanning for the LSU job I'm told this is moving fast and a deal could be done before December

If you're a @packers fan and you don't hold the opinion that your team is the luckiest team currently playing professional sports, then that's evidence of drug use.

I've been a die-hard @oregonfootball fan since '09 when I really got into college football. I don't think there's another team aside from the mariota Heisman team that's capable of winning that game... and honestly that team had the chance to make it look easy. Watch out...

@legoJETTA @dannykanell

@dannykanell Dan Lanning doesn’t coach QB’s

Dante Moore is the best QB Dan Lanning has coached at Oregon.

@DJ_raindelay @Hank__English @Twins Clearly you haven't followed the last few years of wolves basketball.

@Hank__English @Twins He’s our best guy. Rocco and company don’t have a choice. lol the wolves? They were a doormat for 30 years. Twins have been much more successful

Final: White Sox 6, #MNTwins 5

@Twins 3 innings. 6 earned runs. He's gonna fit in nicely.

Mick Abel makes his Twins debut tonight!

What a sick joke this is. Middle finger to the whole fanbase from a family that refuses to go the fuck away.

@MOBtownSOLJA @CardPurchaser Very clearly a knockoff slab and fake card.

@CardPurchaser What is going on here ! There’s a Christian Braun rated rookie auto posted on eBay There’s a guy on the card that is wearing CB’s jersey but has a different face and the whole card is different. The PSA cert. number shows up as other cards